17 funny and relatable tweets from people who dared to be honest on the internet.

Jun 20, 2023 | 4:46 PM

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If the pressure of your daily grind has you down, the wonderful wits of the internet are here to cheer you up...

The hustle, the gig economy, the vaguely impending apocalypse of it all--life can be a beautiful challenge full of metaphorical rollercoasters sometimes. Shockingly, it requires more than skipping avocado toast at brunch to become a millionaire overnight? So, if you could certainly use a laugh to combat the blues, here are the best tweets from Twitter's comedy all-stars to get you through. Enjoy!

1.

way too much goes on and happens. as a society I think we need like one week where we all do nothing and take a lot of naps and go to the park and bake cookies like I do think it would heal us
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 19, 2023

2.

I don't think it will be intentional, but I do believe that somehow one day Lea Michele will die by Barbra Streisand's hand.
— Rachel Shukert (@RachelShukert) June 12, 2023

3.

Seeing a dalmation does feel like meeting a celeb I can’t explain it
— Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) June 15, 2023

4.

working in the office actually increases productivity, according to a study commissioned by the Human Misery Project
— Django Gold (@django) June 20, 2023

5.

I’m a PARENT, of COURSE I exercise. it’s 10:51am and I’ve already gotten up 900 times to get my kid more goldfish
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 17, 2023

6.

jet lag but instead of flying places, my immortal coil feels the daily weight of moving swiftly towards death
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) June 20, 2023

7.

Someone suddenly turned the music up, people started playing beer pong, and my husband whispered to me "let's go. We just aged out of this party."
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) May 28, 2023

8.

Sometimes I wonder what my husband does with all the energy he saves by not overthinking everything, and why is it not putting the laundry away.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 3, 2023

9.

Planning a wedding is fun because you send emails to venues that are like "so what can I get with the most amount of money I've ever seen or heard of in my entire life?" and then an event coordinator at a hotel replies back "nothing❤️"
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) June 20, 2023

10.

Me to anyone else: "it's in that cabinet"

Me to my husband:
"it's in the upper cabinet next to the fridge on the left at eye level. It's bright green. It's right there. IT'S RIGHT THERE"
— Marl (@Marlebean) May 25, 2023

11.

there’s a normal place in hell for people like you. nothing special about it
— trash jones (@jzux) June 19, 2023

12.

how is the job hunt, you ask? Well, i did three interviews for a position and got a call that i got the job this morning but then an hour later they said they actually weren’t hiring for the role after all
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) June 20, 2023

13.

kind of embarrassing that whales are better at revolution than we are
— trash jones (@jzux) June 19, 2023

14.

Thinking about the fratty guy at the Taylor swift concert who, upon walking into a men’s room full of women, went 🤙🤠🤙 “alright! Gender NEUTCH!”
— julia fiedler (@julia_fiedler5) June 14, 2023

15.

me (not handling things) to my friend (also not handling things): I think you handled it perfectly
— delia (@delia_cai) June 11, 2023

16.

I had no plans today. My wife found out and boy did I have a lot of plans today I didn't know about.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 3, 2023

17.

My body: in an important meeting

My brain: The newt play the flute the carp play the harp the plaice play the bass and they sounding sharp
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) June 11, 2023

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