17 funny and relatable tweets from people who dared to be honest.

Jun 27, 2023 | 3:53 PM

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Life can often feel like a whirlwind of chores, appointments, and phone calls that could've been emails, but at least we have the wonderful wits of Twitter...

So, if you could certainly use a laugh to distract you from your daily grind, here are the funniest Tweets we could find from people who aren't afraid to tell the truth. Enjoy!

1.

glassdoor and linkedin be like, you’ve been a copywriter for 4 years? you’d be a great fit for this Facilities Maintenance role at Arby’s
— shannon 🐛🦋 (@floppywriter) June 21, 2023

2.

I don’t want to practice mindfulness. If get any more aware of what’s going on around me I’m gonna start blacking out and speaking in riddles
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) June 20, 2023

3.

there is something so beautifully restorative about a delicious sandwich. my god. whoever invented sandwiches let it be known i’d marry you on the spot
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 20, 2023

4.

I thought I was so sophisticated when I was like 10 asking for mint flavor at the dentist
— sleepiest girl in the whole wide world (@v_dcknz) June 26, 2023

5.

welcome to our hotel. when you stay here, you're not just a guest, you're a member of our family. check-out is at 8:30 a.m.
— Django Gold (@django) June 26, 2023

6.

Priest: If anyone has any objections to this marriage, speak now or forever...

Me [stands]: She's everything, he's just Ken!
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) June 27, 2023

7.

I hate that I’ve aged out of people gifting me saucy little shot glasses that I would never buy for myself.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 21, 2023

8.

A club where you sit in silence and untangle necklaces
— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) June 23, 2023

9.

Me looking at married people like ok there’s no way you all learned to love yourself first
— Hope Rehak supports all striking labor (@HopeRehak) June 21, 2023

10.

im saving money which means im spending the same amount of money i usually do i just feel extremely guilty about it
— sami (@womenlovebot) June 22, 2023

11.

one time in college i got so mad at this girl i went thru her depop likes and started buying stuff so i could wear them around her
— annalise 🦢 (@organicbimbo) June 22, 2023

12.

me: *falling asleep*

brain: cheese is just a loaf of milk.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) June 22, 2023

13.

there is something so satisfying about using ellipses like a boomer... im in a perpetual state of ponderance... ruminating... my mind a mere cow chewing grass in an open field...
— lola 🌷 (@lil_gods_fave) June 18, 2023

14.

middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie
— chase (@_chase_____) June 21, 2023

15.

i feel like this whole orca uprising thing is kind of our bad for naming them killer whales. a real "if you build it they will come" scenario.
— Meg Reid (@meg_it_happen) June 15, 2023

16.

recommending stuff to ppl visiting nyc like “the taco bell near my apartment is great if you’re in a taco bell mood” and “the rite aid across the street from my apartment is probably the best spot in the city to pick up my prescription”
— chase (@_chase_____) June 20, 2023

17.

the concept of “dressing your age” is ridiculous. I’m gonna dress like an old witch who cursed her entire seaside town
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 21, 2023

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