18 funny and brutally honest tweets about being single on Valentine's Day.

Feb 7, 2023 | 3:10 PM

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Overworked florists, waiters in the weeds, struggling to get a last minute reservation to a restaurant you were supposed to book months ago, suffering through a lukewarm overpriced prix fixe menu--Valentine's Day isn't always the rose petal-infused journey we think it is...

So, if you could certainly use a laugh to get you through the chaos of being single during the forced frenzy of romance that is Valentine's Day, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are brave enough to vent to the internet. The best benefit of being single on V-day? Saving that cash...

1.

To all the singles on Valentine's day, remember when you sang:
"I CAN BUY MYSELF FLOWERSSS"
— Dayday (@MikelAngelozSon) February 4, 2023

2.

Please use a condom on Valentine's Day. I fecking hate Scorpios.
— Ew, David (@trekker21) January 29, 2023

3.

If you’re a single woman out there navigating this life as a solo act you’re a warrior and I am screaming for you every minute because this shit is relentless
— Storm_Dancer also on Post & Hive (@Storm_Dancer) February 7, 2023

4.

I don’t recommend being single, it’s hell out here
— T U M E L O 🕊 (@Tumi__Joy) February 7, 2023

5.

i like being single but come on now… everyday?? 😭😭😭
— Noorッ (@Noorthevirgo) February 7, 2023

6.

I hate to brag but I don't have to buy a damn thing for Valentine's Day.
— B. (@anerdonfire2) January 31, 2023

7.

No but fr if I’m single on Valentine’s Day I’m taking myself on the best solo date ever.
— 𝕿𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓愛 (@BotansAura) February 2, 2023

8.

I propose the creation of a singles version of Valentine's Day for today, February 7th. I think it's a great idea, personally.
— Lethiale (@Lethiales) February 7, 2023

9.

Stop policing Valentine's Day.

Don't gatekeep singles choosing to celebrate themselves.

Don't sneer at couples appreciating each other.

Don't judge anyone alone, holding 3 phones, fielding calls from people desperate to get one of the 50 reservations they made months ago.
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) February 4, 2023

10.

Are you celebrating valentine's day or singles awareness day? 😂
— Chase Vega (@chasevega) February 6, 2023

11.

I have nothing against being single…I just want to know what I’m supposed to do on Sundays?
— aunty molly (@molly_sengoatsi) January 29, 2023

12.

being single in this weather is the worst
— ytzel (@AmarisYtzel) February 1, 2023

13.

wanting a boyfriend was just a phase, i love being single
— kim (@lunakimm) January 29, 2023

14.

most boring part about being single is not being able to overshare your daily chaos at the end of the day
— kaushal (@kawwwshal) January 28, 2023

15.

As single as I am, I’m only ever 2 or 3 dates away from describing a guy as my boyfriend
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) February 6, 2023

16.

Single or not I’m looking good asf on Valentine’s Day
— Jeff (@Jeffsavvy_) February 4, 2023

17.

Grocery shopping as a single woman is madness. I do not need 12 dinner rolls. I don't even need eight. Four is enough.
— Golding (@GoldingGirl617) February 5, 2023

18.

Being single on Valentine’s Day is sad but having a boyfriend and still not being spoiled is embarrassing
— PYPER🫐 (@badbbyaera) February 5, 2023

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