19 of the funniest tweets from people who are brave enough to complain about life.

Mar 23, 2023 | 2:35 PM

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Life can sometimes feel like an exhausting, overwhelming hustle to nowhere, but at least we have some wonderfully witty people to find the humor in the chaos...

So, if you could certainly use a deep dive into the hilarity of existence today, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are ready to help you endure your daily grind. Complaining to the internet can be a brave task, but sometimes we have to be haters. Enjoy!

1.

Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) “Ah you will be disappointed” and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said “it is Kevin” and you know what? I was disappointed.
— molly (@mollyEatsTofu) January 15, 2023

2.

i’ve been on my last straw for like 300 straws now
— trash jones (@jzux) March 13, 2023

3.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight over-explaining the point I’ve already laid out that no one asked me to clarify, and I’m just making myself look worse and worse, but maybe just one more explanation will fix it? Oh no, I’ve said too much. I haven’t said enough?
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) March 15, 2023

4.

I was driving with my teenage niece and she turned on a band and said “they’re kinda underground, but I like them.”

Green Day, the band was Green Day.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) March 14, 2023

5.

I just have a really hard time believing that a beautiful all-powerful creator of life in the heavens would be like "what if 4-inch lobsteroaches tried to get into their apartments at all times? And OMFG what if they could leap, sprint, and fly too? That'd be a gorgeous world."
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) March 22, 2023

6.

*working four jobs* why am i SO tired??
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) March 16, 2023

7.

if at first you don’t succeed, think about it for the rest of your life when you’re trying to fall asleep
— trash jones (@jzux) March 18, 2023

8.

getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of anger
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) March 16, 2023

9.

I hate having a messy house.

Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare from my seat on the couch…
— mariana Z (@mariana057) March 15, 2023

10.

I love when people post a lot and you can tell it’s bc they have a crush on someone
— melissa lozada-oliva (@ellomelissa) March 15, 2023

11.

Just once I'd like an Oscar winner to take a moment to address their dead parents by looking down instead of up
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) March 13, 2023

12.

The song “Work Bitch” by Britney Spears is the most powerful performance enhancing workout tool I’m aware of. It should be banned from the Olympics.
— maeve (@maevedunigan) January 10, 2023

13.

you want me to find a husband? The person who is statistically most likely to murder me?
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) January 15, 2023

14.

Yes modernity is failing us but think about how far we’ve come. When Netflix was just delivering DVDs in the mail I shared an account with my dad that he monopolized by renting an animated French art film about cycling that he didn’t return for an entire year
— Emma Friend (@EmmaYourFriend) January 21, 2023

15.

Yet another friend has been struck down by teenage pregnancy. We're almost in our thirties but still...
— Krystle Zara (ROOTLESS is out now!) 🤩💚💜 (@krystlezara) January 13, 2023

16.

when i have so many tasks and responsibilities pic.twitter.com/LJDZMo8gCr
— dula peep (@alxinnw) March 14, 2023

17.

My checked bag was over the weight limit so I had to take out all my books and now I’m walking around LAX with a dozen works of obscure lesbian literature bundled in a coat like I’m some kind of modern day Belle from Beauty and the Beast
— Drew Burnett Gregory (@draw_gregory) March 1, 2023

18.

Thank god exercise makes you hotter. If all it did was improve your health, boost your mood, increase your longevity, prevent physical pain, and help you sleep, I would literally never do it
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 22, 2023

19.

This is such bollocks. 41 years ago two irresponsible people had unprotected sex and now I have to get up in the dark and go to work.
— Kate Lister (@k8_lister) January 16, 2023

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