20 funny and relatable tweets from people who dared to be honest about life.

Jun 6, 2023 | 10:21 A.M. ET

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Take a break from your daily grind, hustle mindset, or overall blend of burnout, exhaustion, and intermittent moments of mind-melting trash television to enjoy the wonderful wits of the internet...

Life is a hilarious and tiring journey of paying taxes, post-work margaritas, raising kids who vomit all over your face, and balancing life, work, relationships, and household chores like circus juggler running on pure chaos. So, if you could certainly use a cathartic laugh about the petty challenges of existence, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who get it.

1.

Stages of plant ownership:

1. I’m going to take such good care of you.

2. Oh no.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 28, 2023

2.

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me
— mar (@itsmariannnna) May 31, 2023

3.

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever
— trash jones (@jzux) June 5, 2023

4.

i was on a first date w this girl and she asked for my ‘birth details.’ figured she was doing astrology on me but no, she wanted, like, the details of my delivery. i told her i was a C section and she immediately asked for the check. so. what do we reckon happened there
— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) May 28, 2023

5.

On a date at my favourite restaurant - while my date was up I got chatting to the waiter and mentioned I like to bring dates here. He said “I’ve noticed. This one has brown hair! Bit of a change.” 💀💀💀
— Abigail Thorn (@PhilosophyTube) May 25, 2023

6.

Newlyweds: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.

Married 10 years: You’re sitting in the dog’s spot.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 17, 2023

7.

tv is such a powerful medium. The phrase ‘moderate to severe plaque psoriasis’ has been rattling around in my head since I was like four
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) May 16, 2023

8.

getting married in the really olden times was so nuts it was like bye mom bye dad see you guys literally never again. I’ll be two miles away
— empress sissi (@historicalfits) May 18, 2023

9.

the best part of starting a new job is all 4 of your grandparents are alive again.
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) April 30, 2023

10.

5yo; “Mommy, I think when I grow up, I might change my name to a grownup name because my name is a little kid’s name. Maybe I’ll use my middle name. My name is such a baby name! I want a grown up name when I’m a grown up.”

Reader, his name is HARVEY.
— Stephanie Insley Hershinow (@S_Insley_H) May 3, 2023

11.

i hate when adults say “tummy.” im a grown up. it’s my STOMACH that hurts because I had too many sweets without mothers permission
— meredith (@dietz_meredith) May 20, 2023

12.

love old American movies’ visual language where it’s trying to show ‘this guy’s lost it! he’s crazy! he’s totally out of control and might do anything’ and it’s a totally normal guy wearing a three piece suit except he has one lock of hair out of place and he’s not wearing a hat
— Alice Podcasts (@AliceAvizandum) May 21, 2023

13.

every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) May 17, 2023

14.

I told my husband I’m going to print off everything for my online class because I’m having trouble keeping it all organized when it’s just online, and he asked if I wanted a bowl of Werther’s. 😩
— Cora Harrington (@lingerie_addict) May 22, 2023

15.

gf tried to cancel her gym membership (we've moved) and the gym person was like "why? ur partner hasn't cancelled hers. she was in this morning. is everything ok?" like ok ms thirsty for gossip
— Daisy Jones (@daisythejones) May 26, 2023

16.

I need a vacation to do nothing at home (TV, couch, peaceful panic) and then another one immediately after to do nothing far from home (beach, chair, reflect on fleeting beauty of life) and then another one after that to do nothing at home (sleep, clean, get back to toxic grind)
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) May 31, 2023

17.

Children's movie characters are so much more complex now which is nice because kids should know that everyone is flawed and no one's 100% bad or good. That being said, it was so funny when villains were just like "I'm evil, that's all there is to me, being evil is my only thing"
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) June 3, 2023

18.

overheard a girl step outside where it’s a little chilly and say “it’s giving jacket”
— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) June 4, 2023

19.

waiting for some guy i communicate with solely through instagram story views to realize im the love of his life
— nesrin danan (@blackprints) June 3, 2023

20.

Fashion designers: What do you want?

Women: Pockets.

Fashion designers: We’ll bring back bubble shirts and low rise jeans!
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) May 29, 2023

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