Names

<p>A name is a parent&#39;s first gift to their child. What is a gift if it&#39;s not unique, or should I say &quot;unieek&quot;? These parents want their child&#39;s name to be special so they went to the internet for guidance.</p><p>1.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">y&#39;all laughing at trisha paytas naming her baby &quot;malibu barbie&quot; but matty healy will name his first born postmodern juxtaposition</p> &mdash; fira ⎕ (@partoftheband_) <a href="https://twitter.com/partoftheband_/status/1572659653741350912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 21, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="329" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/prnames-fkUCcX.jpg" width="683" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3. </p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="249" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/taleigha-pA5E3n.jpg" width="690" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">leviathan is a beautiful name for a baby girl</p> &mdash; xoadm (@adskilton) <a href="https://twitter.com/adskilton/status/1572329582014906374?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 20, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="553" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-09-28-at-114858-am-W24XU4.jpg" width="678" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">McGriddle is a beautiful name for a nonbinary baby with a septum ring</p> &mdash; clintoris (@clintoris) <a href="https://twitter.com/clintoris/status/1573391717751029766?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 23, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><p>7. <figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="509" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-09-28-at-115129-am-pV9BGD.jpg" width="678" /></div></figure>8.<figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="1486" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/a1-name-ruluqt.jpg" width="1284" /></div></figure></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">if hilaria baldwin can name her baby ilaria, then I will be having a child and naming them erek</p> &mdash; derek (@djhorn_) <a href="https://twitter.com/djhorn_/status/1573867344375336960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 25, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><p>10.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">fellatio is a beautiful name for an Italian boy</p> &mdash; blizzy (@blizzy_mcguire) <a href="https://twitter.com/blizzy_mcguire/status/1574536514217955344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 26, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><div><script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><p>11.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">the perfect name for my newborn baby <a href="https://t.co/JKRfr2TZUa">https://t.co/JKRfr2TZUa</a> <a href="https://t.co/aOED5aSCze">pic.twitter.com/aOED5aSCze</a></p> &mdash; ai_curio_bot (@ai_curio_bot) <a href="https://twitter.com/ai_curio_bot/status/1574510259279785984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 26, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><p>12.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">the &quot;adam levine wants to name his baby after the woman he cheated with&quot; allegations are wild. also wild? why did he send a 🤷&zwj;♂️emoji 3 mins after sending the most bonkers message i&#39;ve ever seen in my life <a href="https://t.co/6N562kp6bO">pic.twitter.com/6N562kp6bO</a></p> &mdash; kelsey weekman (@kelsaywhat) <a href="https://twitter.com/kelsaywhat/status/1571901907089739777?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="1463" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/name-1-1UHc0K.jpg" width="1284" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" height="594" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-09-28-at-115423-am-FnE6nz.jpg" width="605" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">chobani is a beautiful name for a girl</p> &mdash; b (@doyalikebaileys) <a href="https://twitter.com/doyalikebaileys/status/1573047591419318272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><p>16.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">Someone sent me a pic of a baby-name book. There is a *lot* going on here. <a href="https://t.co/sZ4tI063o0">pic.twitter.com/sZ4tI063o0</a></p> &mdash; Jordan Chase-Yog-Sothoth🐙 (@jachaseyoung) <a href="https://twitter.com/jachaseyoung/status/1574612724516294657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 27, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

16 funny posts about unconventional baby names.

A name is a parent&#39;s first gift to their child. What is a gift if it&#39;s not unique, or should I say &quot;unieek&quot;? These parents want their child&#39;s name to be special so they went to the internet for guidance.1.  y&#39;all laughing at trisha paytas naming her baby &quot;malibu barbie&quot; but matty healy will name his first born postmodern juxtaposition &mdash; fira ⎕ (@partoftheband_) September 21, 2022 3.   4.  leviathan is a beautiful name for a baby girl &mdash; xoadm (@adskilton) September 20, 2022 6.  McGriddle is a beautiful name for a nonbinary baby with a septum ring &mdash; clintoris (@clintoris) September 23, 2022 7. 8.9.  if hilaria baldwin can name her baby ilaria, then I will be having a child and naming them erek &mdash; derek (@djhorn_) September 25, 2022 10.  fellatio is a beautiful name for an Italian boy &mdash; blizzy (@blizzy_mcguire) September 26, 2022 11.  the perfect name for my newborn baby https://t.co/JKRfr2TZUa pic.twitter.com/aOED5aSCze &mdash; ai_curio_bot (@ai_curio_bot) September 26, 2022 12.  the &quot;adam levine wants to name his baby after the woman he cheated with&quot; allegations are wild. also wild? why did he send a 🤷&zwj;♂️emoji 3 mins after sending the most bonkers message i&#39;ve ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/6N562kp6bO &mdash; kelsey weekman (@kelsaywhat) September 19, 2022 15.  chobani is a beautiful name for a girl &mdash; b (@doyalikebaileys) September 22, 2022 16.  Someone sent me a pic of a baby-name book. There is a *lot* going on here. pic.twitter.com/sZ4tI063o0 &mdash; Jordan Chase-Yog-Sothoth🐙 (@jachaseyoung) September 27, 2022 

A name is a parent&#39;s first gift to their child. What is a gift if it&#39;s not unique, or should I say &quot;unieek&quot;? These parents want their child&#39;s name to be special so they went to the internet for guidance.  1.   ...