Parenting

<h2>Raising children can be an olympic sport of a juggling act between trying to calm a temper tantrum in the dentist&#39;s office and trying to explain why trees sometimes look &quot;very sad&quot;...</h2><p>So, if you could use a cathartic laugh right now about the hilarious challenges of raising kids, here are the funniest tweets we could find from parents who are trying their best. No, you can&#39;t climb your way to grandma&#39;s house and you can&#39;t put candy in your &quot;second stomach&quot; for later. Sorry, kids. Reality is the worst!</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son just asked me what class we were; I told him middle and he groaned.</p>&mdash; MhpRvpMvp (@mhprvpmvp) <a href="https://twitter.com/mhprvpmvp/status/1584687120580739072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son just asked me: Is this how you&#39;re leaving it? (After I pulled into a parking spot.). 😰<br><br>And then he made me repark. 😭</p>&mdash; The Storyteller ⛵ (@Odyne_LaFee) <a href="https://twitter.com/Odyne_LaFee/status/1583879406329528321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 22, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son just asked me if i was born in the 1950s 🥴😵‍💫</p>&mdash; ryeah 🌞 (@heyitsryeah) <a href="https://twitter.com/heyitsryeah/status/1582835446723145730?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my 5 year old just asked if ariana grande came to see her while she was gone ??? lmfaoooo baby what</p>&mdash; hannah (@hannyclain) <a href="https://twitter.com/hannyclain/status/1581834339360202752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter just asked me how I know her name…… I’m not in the mood today</p>&mdash; Finest (@BigNeyogems) <a href="https://twitter.com/BigNeyogems/status/1581802597643481089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter asked if I&#39;d be one of the parents at her pretend school. Then she handed me a stack of forms to sign.</p>&mdash; Laura Marie (@lmegordon) <a href="https://twitter.com/lmegordon/status/1583230162749231104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 20, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter asked me for a Gucci bag for her bday she gonna look so cute in her zara pocketbook 😂🥳</p>&mdash; Only 1 (@MMStamped) <a href="https://twitter.com/MMStamped/status/1584537743748497408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I attempted quite poorly to explain sustainability to my six year old daughter who asked about what is and isn’t “unlimited.”<br><br>I said “no. There aren’t things that are unlimited.”<br><br>She thought for a moment then said:<br><br>“I know what doesn’t have a limit!<br>Love.”</p>&mdash; Don Rearden (@donrearden) <a href="https://twitter.com/donrearden/status/1584963123001593856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 25, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The other day my 5 year old asked what the “inside of a butt” looks like. I found some medical illustrations and we talked about why people and animals have anuses.<br><br>Afterward he said, “just as I thought. its a pink crunch-up”</p>&mdash; Naomi writes.🦇 (@aMythicWitch) <a href="https://twitter.com/aMythicWitch/status/1584232144142229504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I asked my kids to get their shoes on so we could head to the bus. I check on them &amp; my 5 year old is just twirling around, dancing, singing to herself, still barefooted. I asked her what she was doing. <br><br>“Mom! I was born to be silly! You should know that by now!”</p>&mdash; NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 (@nursekelsey) <a href="https://twitter.com/nursekelsey/status/1583070398521823232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 20, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I tell my kids every school year, “you’re gonna hear words this year you have never heard before. When that happens, just ask me what it means and I’ll tell you.” <br><br>My son just asked me “what’s a Karen?” 🤣</p>&mdash; Stins (@son0fstin) <a href="https://twitter.com/son0fstin/status/1584694551562027008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son just brought me his piggy bank and asked me to open it so he can go get chicken nuggets bc I told him I was making pizza💀😂</p>&mdash; hales (@bailsofhayyyyy) <a href="https://twitter.com/bailsofhayyyyy/status/1581777579849093121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son just asked me if there was TV when I was a kid. <br><br>Me: <a href="https://t.co/orLhuF0Iy9">pic.twitter.com/orLhuF0Iy9</a></p>&mdash; Paula Edgar, PGE Consulting Group LLC (@PaulaEdgar) <a href="https://twitter.com/PaulaEdgar/status/1584680968358547458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My kid just asked me if I left my ass in my other pants</p>&mdash; Jonesy the Barbarian 🇨🇦🇺🇦💉💉💉 (@VikingJonesy) <a href="https://twitter.com/VikingJonesy/status/1583267202286776321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 21, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My kid asked me why boobs are shaped as banana 🤌🏼😂 im speechless 🙌😂</p>&mdash; Shak 💦the retired cheater🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬. (@Shakira561) <a href="https://twitter.com/Shakira561/status/1584513905778249728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16. </h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Walked in the door from work just as my 10 y/o daughter asked my wife, “What is a virgin?” They didn’t have an exercise in lamaze class for these moments.</p>&mdash; NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dad_At_Law/status/1582339248039960576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 18, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. </h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My kid was asked to write about a favorite family vacation at school and she decided to write about the time she watched her favorite youtube family go to Hawaii.</p>&mdash; Jennay Gump 🦐 🍫 👟 (@jovialjennay) <a href="https://twitter.com/jovialjennay/status/1582150467059998720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 of the funniest tweets from parents whose kids asked them impossible questions.

Raising children can be an olympic sport of a juggling act between trying to calm a temper tantrum in the dentist&#39;s office and trying to explain why trees sometimes look &quot;very sad&quot;...So, if you could use a cathartic laugh right now about the hilarious challenges of raising kids, here are the funniest tweets we could find from parents who are trying their best. No, you can&#39;t climb your way to grandma&#39;s house and you can&#39;t put candy in your &quot;second stomach&quot; for later. Sorry, kids. Reality is the worst!1.My son just asked me what class we were; I told him middle and he groaned.&mdash; MhpRvpMvp (@mhprvpmvp) October 24, 2022 2.My son just asked me: Is this how you&#39;re leaving it? (After I pulled into a parking spot.). 😰And then he made me repark. 😭&mdash; The Storyteller ⛵ (@Odyne_LaFee) October 22, 2022 3.My son just asked me if i was born in the 1950s 🥴😵‍💫&mdash; ryeah 🌞 (@heyitsryeah) October 19, 2022 4.my 5 year old just asked if ariana grande came to see her while she was gone ??? lmfaoooo baby what&mdash; hannah (@hannyclain) October 17, 2022 5.My daughter just asked me how I know her name…… I’m not in the mood today&mdash; Finest (@BigNeyogems) October 17, 2022 6.My daughter asked if I&#39;d be one of the parents at her pretend school. Then she handed me a stack of forms to sign.&mdash; Laura Marie (@lmegordon) October 20, 2022 7.My daughter asked me for a Gucci bag for her bday she gonna look so cute in her zara pocketbook 😂🥳&mdash; Only 1 (@MMStamped) October 24, 2022 8.I attempted quite poorly to explain sustainability to my six year old daughter who asked about what is and isn’t “unlimited.”I said “no. There aren’t things that are unlimited.”She thought for a moment then said:“I know what doesn’t have a limit!Love.”&mdash; Don Rearden (@donrearden) October 25, 2022 9.The other day my 5 year old asked what the “inside of a butt” looks like. I found some medical illustrations and we talked about why people and animals have anuses.Afterward he said, “just as I thought. its a pink crunch-up”&mdash; Naomi writes.🦇 (@aMythicWitch) October 23, 2022 10.I asked my kids to get their shoes on so we could head to the bus. I check on them &amp; my 5 year old is just twirling around, dancing, singing to herself, still barefooted. I asked her what she was doing. “Mom! I was born to be silly! You should know that by now!”&mdash; NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈 (@nursekelsey) October 20, 2022 11.I tell my kids every school year, “you’re gonna hear words this year you have never heard before. When that happens, just ask me what it means and I’ll tell you.” My son just asked me “what’s a Karen?” 🤣&mdash; Stins (@son0fstin) October 24, 2022 12.My son just brought me his piggy bank and asked me to open it so he can go get chicken nuggets bc I told him I was making pizza💀😂&mdash; hales (@bailsofhayyyyy) October 16, 2022 13.My son just asked me if there was TV when I was a kid. Me: pic.twitter.com/orLhuF0Iy9&mdash; Paula Edgar, PGE Consulting Group LLC (@PaulaEdgar) October 24, 2022 14.My kid just asked me if I left my ass in my other pants&mdash; Jonesy the Barbarian 🇨🇦🇺🇦💉💉💉 (@VikingJonesy) October 21, 2022 15.My kid asked me why boobs are shaped as banana 🤌🏼😂 im speechless 🙌😂&mdash; Shak 💦the retired cheater🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬. (@Shakira561) October 24, 2022 16. Walked in the door from work just as my 10 y/o daughter asked my wife, “What is a virgin?” They didn’t have an exercise in lamaze class for these moments.&mdash; NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 18, 2022 17. My kid was asked to write about a favorite family vacation at school and she decided to write about the time she watched her favorite youtube family go to Hawaii.&mdash; Jennay Gump 🦐 🍫 👟 (@jovialjennay) October 17, 2022  

Raising children can be an olympic sport of a juggling act between trying to calm a temper tantrum in the dentist&#39;s office and trying to explain why trees sometimes look &quot;very sad&quot;...  So, if you could use a cathartic laugh...