16 of the funniest tweets from parents with kids who asked impossible questions.

Nov 15, 2022 | 9:09 PM

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Applesauce in your hair, a small child waking you up in the middle of the night to ask if dogs can understand movies, and trying to answer deep and dark existential questions about life when you're 20 minutes late to the dentist appointment--being a parent is a hilarious saga...

So, if you could certainly use a cathartic laugh from tired parents who are one temper tantrum away from going off the grid, here are the funniest tweets we could find about raising the future generation.

1.

Nobody:

My toddler, 45 mins after he was supposed to be asleep: Did you know our fish used to be purple but he asked me to paint him blue and that's why he's blue now
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) November 15, 2022

2.

My son just asked me what a testicle is. 😭
— Vaxine Shaw. (@Tuchie___) November 13, 2022

3.

My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know
— Nanudifator (@NanudGCSJM) November 15, 2022

4.

My son just asked me If I wish I had a pegasus he truly gets me
— peach bellini (@kafkarrest) November 12, 2022

5.

In case anyone is wondering what the fournado year is like... I just asked my son for a kiss, he headbutt me in the nose instead, and now he's crying about how mean I am. Because I was upset. That he almost broke my nose.
— 🖤 Just Heather 🖤🕷🐀 (@weedswildflowrs) November 14, 2022

6.

Toddlers show no mercy. I was trying on clothes in front of my son yesterday and asked if he liked them - told me ‘no’ on every fit 😒
— Dennis Robman (@tweetmy_sneaks) November 9, 2022

7.

My toddler asked me to turn off the sun this morning and was furious I could not. I feel you.
— Mei-Ling Eckman (@mei_johnson) November 12, 2022

8.

Questions my toddler asked me this week:

- Which is better, a tree or yogurt?
- Do frogs know that they are frogs?
- Why do they still make regular blueberries when the chocolate ones are better?
- Were you ever alive?

How about your kid?
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 28, 2020

9.

My kid just asked for a ketchup sandwich, so if you need any gourmet toddler meal ideas, hit me up.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) August 25, 2019

10.

My kid just asked me if I was older than Google 😲
— ShowingLife (@showingLife) November 14, 2022

11.

I wore makeup to work for once in my life and this kid really asked me why I painted my face like a tiger goodbye 😭
— mcdonald’s dumpster queen (@notoriouscreep) November 15, 2022

12.

Today my kid asked "what was it like working in the 1900s" and I hate everything
— Doc McMuffins (@Cynical_Parent) November 11, 2022

13.

Netflix asked my kid “are you still watching?” as if it doesn’t understand that a child can travel continuously throughout 4 rooms for hours while still “watching”
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) November 13, 2022

14.

Trying to remember "high five" my kid asked for a "happy smash" and that's what it's called now
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) November 9, 2022

15.

being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) November 15, 2022

16.

My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) November 14, 2022

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