Applesauce in your hair, a small child waking you up in the middle of the night to ask if dogs can understand movies, and trying to answer deep and dark existential questions about life when you're 20 minutes late to the dentist appointment--being a parent is a hilarious saga...
So, if you could certainly use a cathartic laugh from tired parents who are one temper tantrum away from going off the grid, here are the funniest tweets we could find about raising the future generation.
My toddler, 45 mins after he was supposed to be asleep: Did you know our fish used to be purple but he asked me to paint him blue and that's why he's blue now
In case anyone is wondering what the fournado year is like... I just asked my son for a kiss, he headbutt me in the nose instead, and now he's crying about how mean I am. Because I was upset. That he almost broke my nose.
My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.