16 parents share the creepiest things they've ever seen their kids do or say.

While kids are usually adorable little humans trying to navigate a confusing adult world, they can also occasionally be scary demons who seemingly escaped off the set of a horror movie...

So, when a Reddit user asked, 'Parents, whats the creepiest thing your kid has ever said or done?' parents everywhere were ready to share the hilarious, terrifying, or overall spooky thing they've seen their child do. Please, stop standing and staring from the dark corner of the room at 3 AM when you wake up and want a glass of water, kids.

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I heard the one-year-old's high chair move even though nobody was near it. I asked the three-year-old, 'what was that?' and he said, while pointing to the chair, 'what is SHE doing here!?' - michaelchondria

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Once when my toddler was hugging me he quietly said “I won’t eat your bones.” Oh, uh...much obliged... - MamaHoodoo

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When my special needs son was 10, he had to have a very serious surgery. It was an 8 hour procedure and it was a pretty risky operation. We did not tell him these risks. Right before they wheeled him into surgery, he hugged me and said 'Goodbye. Forever...'. He made it through and his quality of life was dramatically improved by the surgery. Scariest 8 hours of my life though. - Queengnpwdrgelatine

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My three day old infant was sleeping with rapid eye movements (dreaming). I watched her crack a smile, which deepened and turned into a belly laugh. What does a three day old infant have to dream about that cracks them up? - Feltedskullpuppets

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Well, this morning I was lying in bed, my almost 2 year old came up, put her face right up to mine and I though maybe she wanted a kiss. Then she said 'mama, I want eat your eyes please'. - InannasPocket

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About 3 am I wake to find my 6 year old son just standing next to my side of the bed staring at me motionless. It was a very tense moment up to the point I asked him very easily 'you ok son??' He then came back with 'I can't sleep' but I still wonder how long he stood there before I woke.... - xcytible_1

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It’s one in the morning, I’m dead asleep with my wife in the living room reading. All of the sudden the baby monitor is blaring my 16 month old sons laughter in my ear, so I jump up, run into his room, and he’s standing in his crib pointing at the corner of the room and giggling hysterically. I just stared at him for a few seconds before I grabbed him and put him in bed with me. - linham18

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When my daughter was around 4 yrs old, she had a habit of waking me up by getting 4 inches from my face and staring at me until I opened my eyes. Once my eyes opened, she'd say, 'Mommy your face is pretty. I want to wear it on my face.' Ok, Hannibal, let's get some breakfast. - [deleted]

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My three year old son said, 'Next time I'm a baby, I want to have green eyes.' I asked him if he had been a different baby before being who he currently is, and he squinted his eyes, looked at me like I was an idiot, and said, 'Yes, papa.' - DecidedlyUnnecessary

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I have twin daughters. One day while playing outside, one looked up at the sky and said, 'The sky is cracked... and on fire.' My other daughter looked up and said, 'Yes.... the people are screaming.' Then they went back to playing with dolls. Fingers crossed they're not predicting the future, everybody! - HyperionWinsAgain

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'I want to play 'Frozen' but only the part where the parents die in a shipwreck.' - -Words-Words-Words-

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When my oldest son was about three he asked one night at bed time. 'Mommy I like you better than my fake mommy'. Me 'who's your fake mommy?' Him 'You can't see her. She tucks me in after you do.' - labeille87

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Kid once sat near a camp fire and seemed to be lost in thoughts. I asked what he is thinking about. The 6 yr old said 'I wish I was high up in space and the whole world was on fire. That would be beautiful.' - CleavageConneisseur

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My 12 year old comes up to me visible shaken and said that she thinks she saw someone in the bathroom. I asked her to clarify and she said when she walked past, it looked like some one ducked into the shower. Mind you it was just her and I at home at that time, since my husband was at work.

So, we have a Doberman named Rango , and I have him follow me to the hallway where the bathroom is. My adrenaline is pumping hard, and as I quietly and slowly crept to the bathroom. I stopped a few feet away from the door and looked at Rango. He looks at me and I point to the bathroom.

I sh*t you not, he f*cking understood loud and clear what I wanted, and he looks at the bathroom and slowly and carefully stalked towards the bathroom with the fur on his back raised. When I saw him react like this, I was CONVINCED someone was in there and my heart started racing.

Once he made it over the bathroom threshold, he paused, and leaned his body in as he sniffed the air, and one step at a time, he slowly crept in leaning and sniffing. Once he made it all the way in, he became more comfortable and relaxed and looked in the shower sniffing around, then he just looked at me like 'Really?' and did that huff thing dogs do through their nose, and walked right passed me out of the bathroom looking somewhat irritated. But for good measure, I had him check the rest of the rooms just in case - Spookyredd

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My 3 yo daughter was going through the monsters under her bed phase. Lasted for weeks, and it was really wearing on her mom & me. One night after mom tried to put her to bed, she tagged me in.

After 30 minutes, I grew pretty frustrated. In a last ditch attempt, I promised my daughter that there weren't any monster under her bed. She replied, 'I know. Now they're behind you.' After that, I let her sleep with us for a week. - YeahLikeTheGroundhog

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Picked him up from daycare when he was 3. Driving home, totally quiet, him just staring out the window... he randomly asks 'hey dad, 'member that time we died in a fire?'- dude_stfu