So, when a Reddit user asked parents everywhere, "what is something you know about your child that they are unaware of?" people were ready to share the secrets their kids think they're successfully keeping from them. Sorry kid, but everyone knows that you were the one who broke grandma's antique flower vase at Thanksgiving 5 years ago.
When my son was 6 I started a twitter account to share some of the odd things he says. His quotes have entertained family, friends, coworkers and strangers, but he's almost 12 and still doesn't know. - ManyRan
Son, I know its you that keeps stealing my TV remote. Hiding it under the crib every time is not going to help you get away with this. Please stop chewing on the buttons, I have a hard enough time as it is trying to reach my walking dead recordings. The only reason I let you think your getting away with it is because you do not fully understand me yet or my appreciation of the walking dead. Love dad - [deleted]