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17 people share the absolute dumbest reason they ever got dumped.

17 people share the absolute dumbest reason they ever got dumped.


We've all received an ominous 'we need to talk' text, only to endure a painfully awkward conversation full of 'it's not you, it's me' excuses with someone you didn't even know you were officially dating...

So, when a Reddit user asked, 'Whats the dumbest reason someone broke up with you?' people were ready to share the hilariously petty or downright idiotic reasons that someone ended a romantic relationship with them.


I visited my dad. While he was in hospital. With cancer. She broke up with me because I was visiting my dying dad instead of visiting her. I feel like I dodged a major bullet... - gay_idiot53


I dated a woman for about a year and helped her finish her PhD. I proofread and wrote some of her thesis. After she received the degree, she broke up with me. She said she didn't feel comfortable that she was better educated than I was. - Triple_C_


I told them not to cheat on me again. Seriously, I said I wouldn't break up with them if it didn't happen again, and then they broke up with me because they 'don't like ultimatums.' - DanteWrath


Divorced 6 years ago. Reason: what if we stop getting along in the future. - V8MD


Started getting grey hairs at 20. She broke up with me because she wasn't into having a GILF. She was a year older than me. - Difficult-Garlic-738


They saw a car pulled over with a flat tire and took it as a sign from God. - trailfiend


I didn’t agree that his favorite pizza brand was good. - tennesseewaltz


“You don’t trust me” (he had his ex over and let her sleep in his bed….) - narrowerstairs


My old roommate broke up with this girl because he heard her fart once - shawzie18


Was convinced I was cheating on them with my gay cousin. - tempthethrowaway


My first boyfriend came over and dumped me on my front porch. He said he didn't like my lisp. He also had a lisp. - kaairo


Car was too old. Dropped her, car is still chugging along. - Study_Slow


I told her not to drink and drive. - Nksiwdz


'You've been really sad ever since I cheated on you and I don't like that, so bye!' - MissMcFrostynips


No joke. Her mood ring changed colors. - IceIceMaybe11


She met someone that she immediately saw herself marrying. A month after we broke up she moved across the country, got married, called me to tell me she made a mistake, got divorced, moved back home, got pregnant and then got married again. Her Current age : 22 - Nbajxo


Because her friends broke up with their boyfriends. - HarryWinks182

Sources: Reddit
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