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<h2>Sneaking out of a house party and texting &quot;sorry I had to leave&quot; immediately after, telling everyone you&#39;re getting another drink only to walk right by the bar and out the door, or hugging everyone you&#39;ve ever met goodbye--we all have our go-to way of heading back home...</h2><p>So, when a <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6pkk35/whats_your_best_wed_love_to_stay_but_excuse_to/" target="_blank">Reddit</a> user asked, &quot;What&#39;s your best &#39;we&#39;d love to stay but...&quot; excuse to leave an event?&quot; people were ready to share their favorite way to skip the long goodbyes and abruptly jump ship on an awkward situation.</p><h2>1.</h2><blockquote> <p>We better get going if we&#39;re going to stay ahead of the weather. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/wxguy215/">wxguy215</a></p> </blockquote><h2>2.</h2><blockquote> <p>We have a big day tomorrow. Most people don&#39;t bother asking what that entails. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/nrubhsa/">nrubhsa</a></p> </blockquote><h2>3.</h2><blockquote> <p>I don&#39;t sleep a lot and I work third shift, so I&#39;m tired like all the time (3 of 4 last events that have taken place at a friend&#39;s house I&#39;ve fallen asleep randomly at). So I just tell people I&#39;m tired and it&#39;s a long bus ride home. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/fxkmehxrder/">fxkmehxrder</a></p> </blockquote><h2>4.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;We&#39;d love to stay but we&#39;re suppose to watch my sister&#39;s kids tonight.&quot; My sister lives 10 hours away. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mccarthybergeron/">mccarthybergeron</a></p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><blockquote> <p>Leave immediately in a hurry, Only lies have details. - [deleted]</p> </blockquote><h2>6.</h2><blockquote> <p>I usually make up some excuse about my dog. Either she was in all day and needed out, out all day and needed in, or whatever. I don&#39;t have kids so I have to make do. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/squirmdragon/">squirmdragon</a></p> </blockquote><h2>7.</h2><blockquote> <p>Two excuses that nobody ever wants to question: 1: I have therapy 2. I have church - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/gayspacecommie/">gayspacecommie</a></p> </blockquote><h2>8.</h2><blockquote> <p>I always use a line from Phoebe on the show Friends &quot;I wish I could but I don&#39;t want to&quot; - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/crazyladyscientist/">crazyladyscientist</a></p> </blockquote><h2>9.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;My home alarm was triggered and I need to go back to make sure everything is okay.&quot; - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/-eDgAR-/">-eDgAR-</a></p> </blockquote><h2>10.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;You&rsquo;ll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord. Apparently my apartment flooded. Something with the sprinklers.&quot; - [deleted]</p> </blockquote><h2>11.</h2><blockquote> <p>I, like many others suffering with the condition, can sense a migraine coming on minutes before it hits. If I can get to my medicine and darkness within the next few minutes, I&#39;m solid.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>So I occasionally say I need to go RIGHT NOW or I will have a debilitating migraine and throw up everywhere. It cuts out the long, drawn out goodbyes and people don&#39;t argue. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BoopsForTheSoul/">BoopsForTheSoul</a></p> </blockquote><h2>12.</h2><blockquote> <p>Always have a plan before you go. Preface the acceptance with, &quot;Well, I can&#39;t stay because xyz, but I&#39;ll come by for a while.&quot; Then, if you&#39;re having fun and want to stay, you can act like you worked something out for xyz and now you can stay. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/GalacticHeimat/">GalacticHeimat</a></p> </blockquote><h2>13.</h2><blockquote> <p>Go for the full Bender: &quot;Well, I&#39;m tired of this room and everyone in it.&quot; - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/apetc/">apetc</a></p> </blockquote><h2>14.</h2><blockquote> <p>A friend of mine actually uses the &quot;I&#39;d love to stay and chat, but I&#39;ve got ice cubes in the freezer.&quot; - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Charrawazt/">Charrawazt</a></p> </blockquote><h2>15.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;We&#39;d love to stay but we have to feed our cat through a tube at 2 hour intervals.&quot; For reals, we had to make our excuses at a friend&#39;s engagement party because my cat had pneumonia. - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Mindless_mike/">Mindless_mike</a></p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><blockquote> <p>My husband has diabetes so when I give him the signal he says &quot;I have to go home and take my insulin.&quot; - <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/biscuit272/">biscuit272</a></p> </blockquote><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Love to 'Irish Goodbye?' 16 people share the best way to bail on an event.

Sneaking out of a house party and texting &quot;sorry I had to leave&quot; immediately after, telling everyone you&#39;re getting another drink only to walk right by the bar and out the door, or hugging everyone you&#39;ve ever met goodbye--we all have our go-to way of heading back home...So, when a Reddit user asked, &quot;What&#39;s your best &#39;we&#39;d love to stay but...&quot; excuse to leave an event?&quot; people were ready to share their favorite way to skip the long goodbyes and abruptly jump ship on an awkward situation.1. We better get going if we&#39;re going to stay ahead of the weather. - wxguy215 2. We have a big day tomorrow. Most people don&#39;t bother asking what that entails. - nrubhsa 3. I don&#39;t sleep a lot and I work third shift, so I&#39;m tired like all the time (3 of 4 last events that have taken place at a friend&#39;s house I&#39;ve fallen asleep randomly at). So I just tell people I&#39;m tired and it&#39;s a long bus ride home. - fxkmehxrder 4. &quot;We&#39;d love to stay but we&#39;re suppose to watch my sister&#39;s kids tonight.&quot; My sister lives 10 hours away. - mccarthybergeron 5. Leave immediately in a hurry, Only lies have details. - [deleted] 6. I usually make up some excuse about my dog. Either she was in all day and needed out, out all day and needed in, or whatever. I don&#39;t have kids so I have to make do. - squirmdragon 7. Two excuses that nobody ever wants to question: 1: I have therapy 2. I have church - gayspacecommie 8. I always use a line from Phoebe on the show Friends &quot;I wish I could but I don&#39;t want to&quot; - crazyladyscientist 9. &quot;My home alarm was triggered and I need to go back to make sure everything is okay.&quot; - -eDgAR- 10. &quot;You&rsquo;ll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord. Apparently my apartment flooded. Something with the sprinklers.&quot; - [deleted] 11. I, like many others suffering with the condition, can sense a migraine coming on minutes before it hits. If I can get to my medicine and darkness within the next few minutes, I&#39;m solid.  So I occasionally say I need to go RIGHT NOW or I will have a debilitating migraine and throw up everywhere. It cuts out the long, drawn out goodbyes and people don&#39;t argue. - BoopsForTheSoul 12. Always have a plan before you go. Preface the acceptance with, &quot;Well, I can&#39;t stay because xyz, but I&#39;ll come by for a while.&quot; Then, if you&#39;re having fun and want to stay, you can act like you worked something out for xyz and now you can stay. - GalacticHeimat 13. Go for the full Bender: &quot;Well, I&#39;m tired of this room and everyone in it.&quot; - apetc 14. A friend of mine actually uses the &quot;I&#39;d love to stay and chat, but I&#39;ve got ice cubes in the freezer.&quot; - Charrawazt 15. &quot;We&#39;d love to stay but we have to feed our cat through a tube at 2 hour intervals.&quot; For reals, we had to make our excuses at a friend&#39;s engagement party because my cat had pneumonia. - Mindless_mike 16. My husband has diabetes so when I give him the signal he says &quot;I have to go home and take my insulin.&quot; - biscuit272  

Sneaking out of a house party and texting &quot;sorry I had to leave&quot; immediately after, telling everyone you&#39;re getting another drink only to walk right by the bar and out the door, or hugging everyone you&#39;ve ever met...