20 of the funniest tweets from people who definitely aren't ready for Thanksgiving.

Nov 21, 2022 | 2:02 P.M. ET

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1.

hosting thanksgiving dinner this yr & I’m sweating mentally
— 🐘 (@mariyyum) November 19, 2022

2.

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) November 16, 2022

3.

My Thanksgiving game plan is to get drunk off gravy.
— The Unknown Misfit (@TheSpotter8) November 18, 2022

4.

I reallyreallyreallyreallyreally need to plan my thanksgiving. 25 people! also if you haven’t heard there is a major turkey shortage this year so best to order or be ok without which is fine, because even great turkey is doodoo
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 16, 2022

5.

I just went food shopping for Thanksgiving & it cost about the same amount as a used car.
— Drita Davanzo (@DritaDavanzo) November 21, 2022

6.

“i don’t like thanksgiving food” just say ur family can’t cook
— katelyn (@notktlyn) November 17, 2022

7.

please don’t text me happy thanksgiving next week, just eat your food.
— Telema (@Telemalala) November 19, 2022

8.

friendsgiving but instead of having a thanksgiving meal, you eat a box of raw pop tarts and also your friends aren’t there. it’s just you alone shoving food hovering over the sink.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 20, 2022

9.

Remember everyone, there's still time to find a fake fiance to bring home to your family for Thanksgiving!
— heathersmoutwrites (@heatherjoysmout) November 21, 2022

10.

“What did you bring for thanksgiving” Family shame
— Shooter McGavin (@indoor_wildling) November 21, 2022

11.

Once again, I’ve been asked to bring the bag of ice to the family Thanksgiving dinner.
— Clumsy (@Dani_elephant1) November 20, 2022

12.

No one in my family takes me seriously when I ask them how many potato courses there will be at Thanksgiving.
— Marissa 💚🦃💛 (@michimama75) November 20, 2022

13.

I need someone to step up and come to thanksgiving with me as the guy I’ve been hyping up for the last month bc my family is about to be so confused lmaooooo
— KG (@thatKG_) November 21, 2022

14.

We’re officially in the thanksgiving danger zone — with any first dates right now, you run the risk of over-accelerating when you leave to visit family for thanksgiving (texting/calling them to avoid being with your families). Warning: AVOID NEW LOVE THIS WEEKEND
— Zach Zimmerman zzdoublezz@mstdn.party (@zzdoublezz) November 17, 2022

15.

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 20, 2022

16.

I decided to try and break my caffeine addiction days before having to cook and host a giant thanksgiving dinner. Why am I like this?
— EnjoyUrTurkito (@EnjoyUrBurrito_) November 20, 2022

17.

y’all ready for the “y el novio??” on thanksgiving cus i’m not
— giselle 🌟 (@giisellebreana) November 20, 2022

18.

A professor who lives a pious life in every way will still go to hell if they don't cancel class the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) November 21, 2022

19.

I'll host Thanksgiving if I can wear a bejeweled pantsuit and say things like "Goddammit, Kenneth, nobody cares about your novel" before wrestling the taxidermied bear in the foyer.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 15, 2022

20.

Right now there is an aunt buying all the ingredients for that thing she brings every Thanksgiving that everyone in the family hates.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 14, 2022

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