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<p>Hello! We&#39;ve collected a bunch of new, funny, cute, and thought provoking tweets for you today. We hope these make your day at least a tiny bit better.</p><p>1. At least you&#39;re not sleeping in separate rooms...yet.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I have to get a night guard for my TMJ and my husband is looking into CPAP machine for his snoring. Don’t you ever say romance is dead!!</p>&mdash; Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/GiuliaRozzi/status/1578059654340280321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2. With inflation the way it is those tic-tacs would have been worth a lot now if you had just saved them.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Update: finished the Tic-tacs. <a href="https://t.co/FCSSUP3fHf">pic.twitter.com/FCSSUP3fHf</a></p>&mdash; Ritch Duncan (@ritchied) <a href="https://twitter.com/ritchied/status/1578359064731459585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3. Genius.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder! <a href="https://t.co/nizdNVHx5b">pic.twitter.com/nizdNVHx5b</a></p>&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) <a href="https://twitter.com/____B_S____/status/1577999813160964099?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4. Super genius.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Not his first rodeo…😏😂🐐 <a href="https://t.co/muATTxThdo">pic.twitter.com/muATTxThdo</a></p>&mdash; Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) <a href="https://twitter.com/FredSchultz35/status/1578107654588669952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5. Same, but what if it&#39;s booth seating mixed with chair seating? Who gets the banquette?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you choose a table over a booth i&#39;m going home..</p>&mdash; 𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓹😵‍💫 (@BabyScoop_) <a href="https://twitter.com/BabyScoop_/status/1578025914000379905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6. Dude looks like a lady.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My 8 year old: Mommy, who was that lady who was just singing?<br><br>Me: That was Jon Bon Jovi, son.</p>&mdash; Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) <a href="https://twitter.com/thearibradford/status/1578008414214578177?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7. Cute over load.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Doggo learns how to pet a cat <a href="https://t.co/qkcxtMm1vC">pic.twitter.com/qkcxtMm1vC</a></p>&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) <a href="https://twitter.com/____B_S____/status/1578059427067969536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8. Very self centered and relatable.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Even when I’m not on time, I never consider myself to be late, because nothing really happens until I get there.</p>&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1578359107689775104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9. Shouldn&#39;t get honey delivered by Amazon.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I swear a bear stole my Amazon delivery…no I haven’t been drinking! 😳🤣🐻📦 <a href="https://t.co/B7xJkvy8nK">pic.twitter.com/B7xJkvy8nK</a></p>&mdash; Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) <a href="https://twitter.com/FredSchultz35/status/1578019431644819458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10. Would like to blame the dirt, but it may be not having a green thumb.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">plants really be like &quot;i&#39;m not feeling dis dirt&quot; and die</p>&mdash; Jhonny ⚚ (@JhonnyBrown69) <a href="https://twitter.com/JhonnyBrown69/status/1578037374260547584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11. Life motto.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">While I don’t actually listen to people when they tell me about their problems, I do throw in the occasional “That must have been really hard for you.”</p>&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1578358835755958274?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12. Don&#39;t have a non-creepy way to speak to new people.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Not single but happy to mingle. In a non-sexual way. And in a non-networking way. Like a normal way. I’m not a murderer. Yet. Hahhaha. Oh. You’re not laughing. Have any siblings? I’m normal.<br><br>What’s the non-creepy adult way to say you are open to new friends?</p>&mdash; Carrie Gravenson 💎 (@carriegravenson) <a href="https://twitter.com/carriegravenson/status/1578270709222187009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13. LOL</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you buy your cat new cat food<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/meowed?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#meowed</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheMeowedClub?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TheMeowedClub</a> <a href="https://t.co/Sbfc1eiRly">pic.twitter.com/Sbfc1eiRly</a></p>&mdash; Meowed (@Meowed) <a href="https://twitter.com/Meowed/status/1578007165972930560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14. Not religious, but will pray in these situations.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">you ever be in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives</p>&mdash; brian (@10inchbrian) <a href="https://twitter.com/10inchbrian/status/1578047932149940224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15. Labs are the best.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LMAO he was feeling until he fell😭😭 <a href="https://t.co/EOZNaGQasL">pic.twitter.com/EOZNaGQasL</a></p>&mdash; brando uchiha  (@imhighkeycool) <a href="https://twitter.com/imhighkeycool/status/1578161347723788288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

15 utterly random tweets to put a smile on your face today (with animals).

Hello! We&#39;ve collected a bunch of new, funny, cute, and thought provoking tweets for you today. We hope these make your day at least a tiny bit better.1. At least you&#39;re not sleeping in separate rooms...yet.I have to get a night guard for my TMJ and my husband is looking into CPAP machine for his snoring. Don’t you ever say romance is dead!!&mdash; Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) October 6, 2022 2. With inflation the way it is those tic-tacs would have been worth a lot now if you had just saved them.Update: finished the Tic-tacs. pic.twitter.com/FCSSUP3fHf&mdash; Ritch Duncan (@ritchied) October 7, 2022 3. Genius.Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder! pic.twitter.com/nizdNVHx5b&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) October 6, 2022 4. Super genius.Not his first rodeo…😏😂🐐 pic.twitter.com/muATTxThdo&mdash; Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) October 6, 2022 5. Same, but what if it&#39;s booth seating mixed with chair seating? Who gets the banquette?If you choose a table over a booth i&#39;m going home..&mdash; 𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓹😵‍💫 (@BabyScoop_) October 6, 2022 6. Dude looks like a lady.My 8 year old: Mommy, who was that lady who was just singing?Me: That was Jon Bon Jovi, son.&mdash; Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) October 6, 2022 7. Cute over load.Doggo learns how to pet a cat pic.twitter.com/qkcxtMm1vC&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) October 6, 2022 8. Very self centered and relatable.Even when I’m not on time, I never consider myself to be late, because nothing really happens until I get there.&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) October 7, 2022 9. Shouldn&#39;t get honey delivered by Amazon.I swear a bear stole my Amazon delivery…no I haven’t been drinking! 😳🤣🐻📦 pic.twitter.com/B7xJkvy8nK&mdash; Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) October 6, 2022 10. Would like to blame the dirt, but it may be not having a green thumb.plants really be like &quot;i&#39;m not feeling dis dirt&quot; and die&mdash; Jhonny ⚚ (@JhonnyBrown69) October 6, 2022 11. Life motto.While I don’t actually listen to people when they tell me about their problems, I do throw in the occasional “That must have been really hard for you.”&mdash; Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) October 7, 2022 12. Don&#39;t have a non-creepy way to speak to new people.Not single but happy to mingle. In a non-sexual way. And in a non-networking way. Like a normal way. I’m not a murderer. Yet. Hahhaha. Oh. You’re not laughing. Have any siblings? I’m normal.What’s the non-creepy adult way to say you are open to new friends?&mdash; Carrie Gravenson 💎 (@carriegravenson) October 7, 2022 13. LOLWhen you buy your cat new cat food#meowed #TheMeowedClub pic.twitter.com/Sbfc1eiRly&mdash; Meowed (@Meowed) October 6, 2022 14. Not religious, but will pray in these situations.you ever be in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives&mdash; brian (@10inchbrian) October 6, 2022 15. Labs are the best.LMAO he was feeling until he fell😭😭 pic.twitter.com/EOZNaGQasL&mdash; brando uchiha  (@imhighkeycool) October 6, 2022 

Hello! We&#39;ve collected a bunch of new, funny, cute, and thought provoking tweets for you today. We hope these make your day at least a tiny bit better.  1. At least you&#39;re not sleeping in separate rooms...yet.    2. With inflation...