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<p>We scroll so you don&#39;t have to&trade;. If at least 3 of these 11 tweets doesn&#39;t put a smile on your face, that&#39;s your fault. Take a look. We hope you enjoy!</p><p>1. Had 5 of these last night and slept terribly as usual.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They should invent a drink that enables you to have a good time in the short term but harms you physically in the long term</p>&mdash; cam (@harleybaghdad) <a href="https://twitter.com/harleybaghdad/status/1581359623898292225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2. Kids are so dumb.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I just witnessed a child have a meltdown in the pumpkin patch because he wanted to go to the pumpkin patch. That he was standing in. LMAO <br><br>Y’all parent every day? Oh my God. 😂</p>&mdash; Shop: The S.R.C (@SunshineScottee) <a href="https://twitter.com/SunshineScottee/status/1581321479722962944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3. Sorry, what were you saying?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won&#39;t tell anyone because he wasn&#39;t listening in the first place.</p>&mdash; max〽️ (@Maxthepapi) <a href="https://twitter.com/Maxthepapi/status/1581296381783814149?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4. Rude.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">EVERY time my dog sneezes I say “Bless you” and not ONCE has he said “Thank you” and it’s really starting to piss me off</p>&mdash; Scott Rogowsky (@ScottRogowsky) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottRogowsky/status/1581342774233681920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5. It&#39;s OK to laugh at this. It was hay.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Now she knew she didn’t have that lmaoo <a href="https://t.co/mTkFRm3mL3">pic.twitter.com/mTkFRm3mL3</a></p>&mdash; Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) <a href="https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1581316194061385728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6. Pretty sure half of the ambulances in New York are trying to not miss happy hour specials.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They should have ambulances for non-medical emergencies. Like when you really want to go see a movie and might not have enough time to buy popcorn, but also want to lay down on the way there.</p>&mdash; Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlexanderWatt/status/1580991921610117120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7. I&#39;ll be Shrekfasting for the day.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What’s wrong babe? you haven’t touched your Shrekfast <a href="https://t.co/LilaSaCJ1F">pic.twitter.com/LilaSaCJ1F</a></p>&mdash; Chris Burke (@chrisburke) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrisburke/status/1580937261448777730?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8. Cordcutting didn&#39;t turn out the way we thought.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Definitely the future of television I had in mind was me having to google every movie I want to watch to see if it’s currently in one of its one-month windows on any of the seven streaming services I pay for. This is way easier than buying a DVD. I love it.</p>&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1581192196904001536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9. Werk it.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kids forever killing vibes 💀 <a href="https://t.co/aTXf8NBxAI">pic.twitter.com/aTXf8NBxAI</a></p>&mdash; Best Videos 🎬🍿 (@30SECVlDEOS) <a href="https://twitter.com/30SECVlDEOS/status/1581343211800645632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10. I for one welcome our guineepig overlords.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My parents are currently visiting Peru, and I feel I must share this picture mom sent from Lima. <a href="https://t.co/0NSWDkVv9J">pic.twitter.com/0NSWDkVv9J</a></p>&mdash; Amanda (@ms_emmalyon) <a href="https://twitter.com/ms_emmalyon/status/1581315113285402624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11. New life motto.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">it’s better to have yolo’d and yolost than to never have yolo’d at all</p>&mdash; Cam Gavinski (@camgavinski) <a href="https://twitter.com/camgavinski/status/1581375535761870848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

11 utterly random tweets to put a smile on your face today.

We scroll so you don&#39;t have to&trade;. If at least 3 of these 11 tweets doesn&#39;t put a smile on your face, that&#39;s your fault. Take a look. We hope you enjoy!1. Had 5 of these last night and slept terribly as usual.They should invent a drink that enables you to have a good time in the short term but harms you physically in the long term&mdash; cam (@harleybaghdad) October 15, 2022 2. Kids are so dumb.I just witnessed a child have a meltdown in the pumpkin patch because he wanted to go to the pumpkin patch. That he was standing in. LMAO Y’all parent every day? Oh my God. 😂&mdash; Shop: The S.R.C (@SunshineScottee) October 15, 2022 3. Sorry, what were you saying?Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won&#39;t tell anyone because he wasn&#39;t listening in the first place.&mdash; max〽️ (@Maxthepapi) October 15, 2022 4. Rude.EVERY time my dog sneezes I say “Bless you” and not ONCE has he said “Thank you” and it’s really starting to piss me off&mdash; Scott Rogowsky (@ScottRogowsky) October 15, 2022 5. It&#39;s OK to laugh at this. It was hay.Now she knew she didn’t have that lmaoo pic.twitter.com/mTkFRm3mL3&mdash; Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) October 15, 2022 6. Pretty sure half of the ambulances in New York are trying to not miss happy hour specials.They should have ambulances for non-medical emergencies. Like when you really want to go see a movie and might not have enough time to buy popcorn, but also want to lay down on the way there.&mdash; Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) October 14, 2022 7. I&#39;ll be Shrekfasting for the day.What’s wrong babe? you haven’t touched your Shrekfast pic.twitter.com/LilaSaCJ1F&mdash; Chris Burke (@chrisburke) October 14, 2022 8. Cordcutting didn&#39;t turn out the way we thought.Definitely the future of television I had in mind was me having to google every movie I want to watch to see if it’s currently in one of its one-month windows on any of the seven streaming services I pay for. This is way easier than buying a DVD. I love it.&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 15, 2022 9. Werk it.Kids forever killing vibes 💀 pic.twitter.com/aTXf8NBxAI&mdash; Best Videos 🎬🍿 (@30SECVlDEOS) October 15, 2022 10. I for one welcome our guineepig overlords.My parents are currently visiting Peru, and I feel I must share this picture mom sent from Lima. pic.twitter.com/0NSWDkVv9J&mdash; Amanda (@ms_emmalyon) October 15, 2022 11. New life motto.it’s better to have yolo’d and yolost than to never have yolo’d at all&mdash; Cam Gavinski (@camgavinski) October 15, 2022 

We scroll so you don&#39;t have to&trade;. If at least 3 of these 11 tweets doesn&#39;t put a smile on your face, that&#39;s your fault. Take a look. We hope you enjoy!  1. Had 5 of these last night and slept terribly as usual.    2. Kids...