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<p>There&#39;s no theme here. Just some funny, weird, thought provoking, and cute tweets. We hope you enjoy, or are at least moved enough to complain in the comments (&quot;those weren&#39;t funny&quot;). Thanks!</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines <br><br>in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.<br><br>the children yearn for the mines</p>&mdash; patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 (@_patryc_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_patryc_/status/1575919246487363584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">guy who&#39;s addicted to lunch: [biting into a sandwich at 8:30 am] hey, it&#39;s 12 pm somewhere</p>&mdash; the hype (@TheHyyyype) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1575868230467403776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Baby elephant just wants to play. <a href="https://t.co/JPZYkkflAC">pic.twitter.com/JPZYkkflAC</a></p>&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) <a href="https://twitter.com/____B_S____/status/1576107378915045376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I developed a 1-credit class called &quot;Doing Nothing&quot; this fall. It currently has the highest enrollment of any course at my university. This should tell us something about the current state of college students.</p>&mdash; Dr. Connie Kassor (@constancekassor) <a href="https://twitter.com/constancekassor/status/1575882442954924034?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">the worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute 😭</p>&mdash; feyisayo 💸 (@feyiszn) <a href="https://twitter.com/feyiszn/status/1576137402363498496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dad: Just put whatever mommy gets in your basket<br><br>Daughter: <a href="https://t.co/i16IB6n3On">pic.twitter.com/i16IB6n3On</a></p>&mdash; Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) <a href="https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1576042033273131009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Netflix is pushing this Dahmer show way too hard, just finished a lovely episode of Great British Bake-off, the most wholesome show available and then you’re autoplaying the promo for the cannibal show??? I’m begging you to please read the room</p>&mdash; glennis 🍑 (@theglennisshow) <a href="https://twitter.com/theglennisshow/status/1575891909507047424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">kids in new york be Iike “i take the train to school” ok harry potter</p>&mdash; T 🎯 (@LSDFridge) <a href="https://twitter.com/LSDFridge/status/1575979032310476800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ancient Egyptian Twitter:<br><br>𓀥   𓁆 𓀕 <br><br>𓁆 𓀟  𓀣 𓁀</p>&mdash; Braden 🏺 (@BradenIsBased) <a href="https://twitter.com/BradenIsBased/status/1576008600312778753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Parents are like &quot;you should be grateful I only traumatized you half as much as MY parents did to me&quot;🤦🏻‍♀️</p>&mdash; Nッ (@Noorthevirgo) <a href="https://twitter.com/Noorthevirgo/status/1576048019350245377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This man is buying birds just to set them free🥺 <a href="https://t.co/V2PW4lBTba">pic.twitter.com/V2PW4lBTba</a></p>&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) <a href="https://twitter.com/____B_S____/status/1576118030723354625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.</p>&mdash; Mickey (@mickeywon234) <a href="https://twitter.com/mickeywon234/status/1576212230907236354?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">hanging with your parents as an adult is so funny bc it’s like “mmmm that’s why i’m like this”</p>&mdash; Lauren Chanel (@MichelleHux) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichelleHux/status/1576291659662254080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sorry I missed your call earlier today. I was sitting on the couch with the phone in my hand watching it ring</p>&mdash; Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) <a href="https://twitter.com/IntrovertProbss/status/1576282564947456001?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">October 1st you know what time it is <a href="https://t.co/iRkyROHWJj">pic.twitter.com/iRkyROHWJj</a></p>&mdash; manny (@mannyfidel) <a href="https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1576295961915052036?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">they told me to make myself at home so i moved their silverware to the more logical drawer</p>&mdash; Midge (@mxmclain) <a href="https://twitter.com/mxmclain/status/1576252338423025665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever</p>&mdash; captionquirk (@CaptionQuirk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CaptionQuirk/status/1576234283207098369?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What stage of capitalism is this? <a href="https://t.co/MRDXMP7gnd">pic.twitter.com/MRDXMP7gnd</a></p>&mdash; Lee Camp [Redacted] (@LeeCamp) <a href="https://twitter.com/LeeCamp/status/1576295605399265280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

18 utterly random tweets to put a smile on your face today.

There&#39;s no theme here. Just some funny, weird, thought provoking, and cute tweets. We hope you enjoy, or are at least moved enough to complain in the comments (&quot;those weren&#39;t funny&quot;). Thanks!in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.the children yearn for the mines&mdash; patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 (@_patryc_) September 30, 2022 guy who&#39;s addicted to lunch: [biting into a sandwich at 8:30 am] hey, it&#39;s 12 pm somewhere&mdash; the hype (@TheHyyyype) September 30, 2022 Baby elephant just wants to play. pic.twitter.com/JPZYkkflAC&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) October 1, 2022 I developed a 1-credit class called &quot;Doing Nothing&quot; this fall. It currently has the highest enrollment of any course at my university. This should tell us something about the current state of college students.&mdash; Dr. Connie Kassor (@constancekassor) September 30, 2022 the worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute 😭&mdash; feyisayo 💸 (@feyiszn) October 1, 2022 Dad: Just put whatever mommy gets in your basketDaughter: pic.twitter.com/i16IB6n3On&mdash; Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) October 1, 2022 Netflix is pushing this Dahmer show way too hard, just finished a lovely episode of Great British Bake-off, the most wholesome show available and then you’re autoplaying the promo for the cannibal show??? I’m begging you to please read the room&mdash; glennis 🍑 (@theglennisshow) September 30, 2022 kids in new york be Iike “i take the train to school” ok harry potter&mdash; T 🎯 (@LSDFridge) September 30, 2022 Ancient Egyptian Twitter:𓀥   𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟  𓀣 𓁀&mdash; Braden 🏺 (@BradenIsBased) October 1, 2022 Parents are like &quot;you should be grateful I only traumatized you half as much as MY parents did to me&quot;🤦🏻‍♀️&mdash; Nッ (@Noorthevirgo) October 1, 2022 This man is buying birds just to set them free🥺 pic.twitter.com/V2PW4lBTba&mdash; B&amp;S (@____B_S____) October 1, 2022 NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.&mdash; Mickey (@mickeywon234) October 1, 2022 hanging with your parents as an adult is so funny bc it’s like “mmmm that’s why i’m like this”&mdash; Lauren Chanel (@MichelleHux) October 1, 2022 Sorry I missed your call earlier today. I was sitting on the couch with the phone in my hand watching it ring&mdash; Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) October 1, 2022 October 1st you know what time it is pic.twitter.com/iRkyROHWJj&mdash; manny (@mannyfidel) October 1, 2022 they told me to make myself at home so i moved their silverware to the more logical drawer&mdash; Midge (@mxmclain) October 1, 2022 What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever&mdash; captionquirk (@CaptionQuirk) October 1, 2022 What stage of capitalism is this? pic.twitter.com/MRDXMP7gnd&mdash; Lee Camp [Redacted] (@LeeCamp) October 1, 2022 

There&#39;s no theme here. Just some funny, weird, thought provoking, and cute tweets. We hope you enjoy, or are at least moved enough to complain in the comments (&quot;those weren&#39;t funny&quot;). Thanks!...