Valentine's Day

<h2>Valentine&#39;s Day...the holiday for crowded restaurants full of stressed waitstaff, Hallmark-fueled exchanges of love, and the pressure to perform grandiose romantic gestures...</h2><p>So, if you could certainly use a Valentine&#39;s Day pick-me-up, here are the funniest tweets we could find about the hilarious challenges of forced romance. Love is like a box of chocolate...full of surprises, discounted for procrastinators, and hard to open.</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Last week i was shopping for $200 lingerie to wear on Valentine’s Day for a man who is now blocked</p>&mdash; hanna (@hannaemilyy) <a href="https://twitter.com/hannaemilyy/status/1487841392776916999?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For the past 20 years I&#39;ve received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn&#39;t get one this year. First my granny dies and now this.</p>&mdash; Colm Flynn (@colmflynnire) <a href="https://twitter.com/colmflynnire/status/1493147333168668678?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am so excited for Valentine&#39;s Day bc I work and I&#39;m gonna tell all my customers that my &quot;boyfriend dumped me&quot; so I &quot;decided to cover another girl&#39;s shift&quot; and I&#39;m gonna get so many pity tips</p>&mdash; ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) <a href="https://twitter.com/holy_schnitt/status/963481463227342848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine&#39;s card that said &#39;we are the same kind of weird&#39;. shop assistant said &#39;is this for your girlfriend?&#39; and he said &#39;no, it&#39;s for my grandma&#39; <br>:&#39;)</p>&mdash; Deirdre (@figgled) <a href="https://twitter.com/figgled/status/1227854642459160577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NORMALISE HAVING NO PLANS FOR VALENTINE&#39;S DAY.</p>&mdash; Shubh (@kadaipaneeeer) <a href="https://twitter.com/kadaipaneeeer/status/1624280128275771395?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Friend: Plans for Valentine&#39;s Day?<br>Aries: To pretend it&#39;s not happening</p>&mdash; Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) <a href="https://twitter.com/poetastrologers/status/1624715822244540416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Save money this Valentine&#39;s Day by being unlovable</p>&mdash; Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sorrowscopes/status/1227624512352636928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">People are the worst. Except you. Happy Valentine’s Day. <br><br>—an introvert valentine</p>&mdash; Jenn Granneman (@JennGranneman) <a href="https://twitter.com/JennGranneman/status/1625536590213791744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ugh, Valentines day…<br><br>The worst day to hide under peoples beds.</p>&mdash; Satan (@s8nstan) <a href="https://twitter.com/s8nstan/status/1625371894940594177?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my relationship has faced no bigger threat than my girlfriend watching teenagers on tiktok go all out for valentine’s day</p>&mdash; Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) <a href="https://twitter.com/_RobertSchultz/status/1360741870461067272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m looking forward to taking my wife to the dining room for Valentine’s Day.</p>&mdash; Conan O&#39;Brien (@ConanOBrien) <a href="https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/1360641389634195466?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">valentine’s day in elementary was 10x better than what it is now</p>&mdash; 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆🌻 (@greyseeyaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/greyseeyaa/status/1349255699876876289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 13, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">how can my manager ask who’s single and ask them all to work valentines day 😂😂</p>&mdash; h🧚🏼‍♀️ (@hannakaleem) <a href="https://twitter.com/hannakaleem/status/1359470974014541826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 10, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I love Valentine’s Day because I love Love! This surprises many, as I also love Hate.</p>&mdash; youngest known hag (@glamdemon2004) <a href="https://twitter.com/glamdemon2004/status/1493265544396554241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">will you be my valentine or at least marry me</p>&mdash; jody (@wnbagirlfriend) <a href="https://twitter.com/wnbagirlfriend/status/1624496591905095685?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 11, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Going to Olive Garden alone on Valentine’s Day so I can whisper, “me and who?” to the hostess all night.</p>&mdash; Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) <a href="https://twitter.com/benedictsred/status/1623824410741202944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 9, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you&#39;re bored on Valentine&#39;s Day just go up to random couples in restaurants and yell &quot;Who the hell is she?!&quot;🤣🤣🤣🤣</p>&mdash; 🍃💨 Trippy Kay🍃💨 (@trippykay710) <a href="https://twitter.com/trippykay710/status/1625497726002798594?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">valentine&#39;s day shopping for men is so hard.. what do yall like besides other girls pics??</p>&mdash; Noorッ (@Noorthevirgo) <a href="https://twitter.com/Noorthevirgo/status/1622383078433001473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 5, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

18 of the funniest tweets from people who dared to be honest about Valentine's Day.

Valentine&#39;s Day...the holiday for crowded restaurants full of stressed waitstaff, Hallmark-fueled exchanges of love, and the pressure to perform grandiose romantic gestures...So, if you could certainly use a Valentine&#39;s Day pick-me-up, here are the funniest tweets we could find about the hilarious challenges of forced romance. Love is like a box of chocolate...full of surprises, discounted for procrastinators, and hard to open.1.Last week i was shopping for $200 lingerie to wear on Valentine’s Day for a man who is now blocked&mdash; hanna (@hannaemilyy) January 30, 2022 2.For the past 20 years I&#39;ve received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn&#39;t get one this year. First my granny dies and now this.&mdash; Colm Flynn (@colmflynnire) February 14, 2022 3.I am so excited for Valentine&#39;s Day bc I work and I&#39;m gonna tell all my customers that my &quot;boyfriend dumped me&quot; so I &quot;decided to cover another girl&#39;s shift&quot; and I&#39;m gonna get so many pity tips&mdash; ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) February 13, 2018 4.overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine&#39;s card that said &#39;we are the same kind of weird&#39;. shop assistant said &#39;is this for your girlfriend?&#39; and he said &#39;no, it&#39;s for my grandma&#39; :&#39;)&mdash; Deirdre (@figgled) February 13, 2020 5.NORMALISE HAVING NO PLANS FOR VALENTINE&#39;S DAY.&mdash; Shubh (@kadaipaneeeer) February 11, 2023 6.Friend: Plans for Valentine&#39;s Day?Aries: To pretend it&#39;s not happening&mdash; Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) February 12, 2023 7.Save money this Valentine&#39;s Day by being unlovable&mdash; Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) February 12, 2020 8.People are the worst. Except you. Happy Valentine’s Day. —an introvert valentine&mdash; Jenn Granneman (@JennGranneman) February 14, 2023 9.Ugh, Valentines day…The worst day to hide under peoples beds.&mdash; Satan (@s8nstan) February 14, 2023 10.my relationship has faced no bigger threat than my girlfriend watching teenagers on tiktok go all out for valentine’s day&mdash; Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) February 14, 2021 11.I’m looking forward to taking my wife to the dining room for Valentine’s Day.&mdash; Conan O&#39;Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 13, 2021 12.valentine’s day in elementary was 10x better than what it is now&mdash; 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆🌻 (@greyseeyaa) January 13, 2021 13.how can my manager ask who’s single and ask them all to work valentines day 😂😂&mdash; h🧚🏼‍♀️ (@hannakaleem) February 10, 2021 14.I love Valentine’s Day because I love Love! This surprises many, as I also love Hate.&mdash; youngest known hag (@glamdemon2004) February 14, 2022 15.will you be my valentine or at least marry me&mdash; jody (@wnbagirlfriend) February 11, 2023 16.Going to Olive Garden alone on Valentine’s Day so I can whisper, “me and who?” to the hostess all night.&mdash; Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) February 9, 2023 17.If you&#39;re bored on Valentine&#39;s Day just go up to random couples in restaurants and yell &quot;Who the hell is she?!&quot;🤣🤣🤣🤣&mdash; 🍃💨 Trippy Kay🍃💨 (@trippykay710) February 14, 2023 18.valentine&#39;s day shopping for men is so hard.. what do yall like besides other girls pics??&mdash; Noorッ (@Noorthevirgo) February 5, 2023  

Valentine&#39;s Day...the holiday for crowded restaurants full of stressed waitstaff, Hallmark-fueled exchanges of love, and the pressure to perform grandiose romantic gestures...  So, if you could certainly use a Valentine&#39;s Day...