17 of the funniest tweets from people who want to quit their jobs.

Mar 24, 2023 | 11:44 A.M. ET

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There are some professional moments that make us all question whether or not we should teleport back in time and choose a different career path.

Lukily, we have the wonderful wits of Twitter to help us through the occasion doom and gloom. So, if you could certainly use a laugh today to help you through the chaos of your daily grind, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are one passive aggressive email or rude customer away from bailing on their jobs without a 2 weeks notice.

1.

Thank you for your email. Unfortunately I put off doing the dishes for two days this week and my life has since spiraled wildly out of control, so I am unable to respond at this time
— Hipster Viking Amy (@lasrina) May 28, 2022

2.

I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) October 8, 2022

3.

if u apply for a job and they hire u on the spot, no interview...you're in for a ride
— cristina 🧚🏽‍♂️ (@mintchocolatina) September 2, 2021

4.

if someone found even one cover letter i’ve written i would immediately enroll in a witness protection program
— jo (@cowboypraxis) August 31, 2021

5.

we offer a "competitive salary" in that we are definitely competitive when matched against "not being paid at all"
— JP (@jpbrammer) November 6, 2019

6.

no more job applications asking if they can contact a previous employer, like why are u so insecure? don't worry about my ex let's focus on us
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) February 5, 2021

7.

I love working but hate going to work 😭😭😭 love getting paid but hate waiting on my check who tf i think i am
— Britt👱🏽‍♀️ (@QueenB__) March 22, 2023

8.

MAN I FUCKING HATE WORKING. The whole concept of working till you die is crazy as fuck
— JEB (@jebxj3b) March 17, 2023

9.

Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for house while tiny needles are jammed into your skin. That’s what every corporate meeting I’ve been in has felt like.
— Ryan Edwards (@_FLiP_Edwards) December 18, 2019

10.

i bring a sort of “ we should all quit ” vibes to the workplace & the bosses don’t like that
— cass (@cassaddillaa) November 11, 2021

11.

“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yeah, that was when i felt joy for the only time in my adult life
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) July 26, 2021

12.

office jobs are so funny because you’ll be 24 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 55 year old woman named betty from finance
— lesbian mothman (@verysmallriver) November 29, 2022

13.

I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
— #LaidBarePodcast (@Oloni) July 12, 2021

14.

once I left work at 5:29pm and came into an email the next day from my boss telling me I needed to take it off my lunch or stay til 5:31pm and that’s the moment my villain origin story began
— Joe (@dealzjr) January 20, 2022

15.

I’ve got 99 problems and basically all of them could be solved by a salary increase
— The Dick Van Yikes Show (@dickvanyikes) July 3, 2020

16.

When jobs ask for 3 years experience I'm like um the only thing I've consistently done for 3 years is quit jobs
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 24, 2017

17.

last week somebody suggested 9 am to me as a meeting time and i laughed out loud. this is not the NAVY bitch. 9 am is still snug as a bug in a rug hours. please be serious.
— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) October 24, 2022

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