Workplace

<h2>Fake-smiling at customers, resisting the urge to respond &quot;WHY HAVEN&#39;T YOU RESPONDED&quot; instead of &quot;as per my last email,&quot; or mentally preparing for the torture of hopping on a quick call--working 40 hours a week instead of lying on a beach all day is rough...</h2><p>So, if you could certainly use a laugh to keep you from rage-quitting your current gig, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are one more Karen customer away from a complete career change.</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“the customer is always right” is such a goofy saying. the customer is the least qualified person here</p>&mdash; slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) <a href="https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1618359679524179968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 25, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I wasn’t meant to work, I’m meant to sit in a cottage in the middle of nowhere drink tea and read</p>&mdash; HANNAH 🌊 (@hannahcbeach) <a href="https://twitter.com/hannahcbeach/status/1617639820104437760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I just woke up. Took me 5 minutes to make the realization that this day wasn’t meant for me to work, so I’m not.</p>&mdash; C.P. (@dribbledfiddler) <a href="https://twitter.com/dribbledfiddler/status/1617549919585472513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i hate working i need a sugar daddy</p>&mdash; kayla ᱬ (@WORKlNONMYAURA) <a href="https://twitter.com/WORKlNONMYAURA/status/1619787312501780480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/K1Eazljb8x">pic.twitter.com/K1Eazljb8x</a></p>&mdash; Tommy Mason (@_TommyMason) <a href="https://twitter.com/_TommyMason/status/1565376934569283585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One day you are a teenager with the world at your feet and the next you are starting a text to a colleague with ‘Fab!’</p>&mdash; Em (@plowrong) <a href="https://twitter.com/plowrong/status/1463580372411858944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 24, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and we ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week</p>&mdash; Joe (@dealzjr) <a href="https://twitter.com/dealzjr/status/1546930290467168257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My friend just accurately described the Myers–Briggs test as &quot;astrology for coworkers&quot;</p>&mdash; Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) <a href="https://twitter.com/svershbow/status/1562835076722790400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 25, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Idk how much longer I can do the part of bartending that&#39;s basically emotional support for weird guys that no one else will talk to</p>&mdash; Jake Flores (normal) (@feraljokes) <a href="https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1618007950706225152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 24, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i accidentally spoke in a british accent to a customer at work i want to crawl into a hole</p>&mdash; ♡ mercedes ♡ (@em0cancer) <a href="https://twitter.com/em0cancer/status/1619725006145220608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when customers are like “happy friday:)” and im literally at work??</p>&mdash; 𓆨 (@_tamagucci) <a href="https://twitter.com/_tamagucci/status/1619237236696039424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 28, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The thing about working from home is sometimes I go days without seeing another human being, but there are downsides too</p>&mdash; Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) <a href="https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1620577556130045953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i will never be able to wrap my head around the fact that gen x’ers worked a corporate, in office, 9-5 job for their entire lives and were just ok with it</p>&mdash; 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 (@edmsillygoose) <a href="https://twitter.com/edmsillygoose/status/1620446247416107010?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 31, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My coworker just said hunky dory so I filled his hard drive with sardines</p>&mdash; Swim Jeans 👖 (@ShortSleeveSuit) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShortSleeveSuit/status/1620805031401525248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my coworker just found a frog in the bathroom I’m quitting</p>&mdash; glo 🐀 (@qarrettmaine) <a href="https://twitter.com/qarrettmaine/status/1620424236308529153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 31, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don&#39;t have to talk to them.</p>&mdash; Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ndeshi_M/status/598714738747559936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 14, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Don&#39;t you just hate it when you arrive at work and realise you&#39;ve forgotten to bring your will to live?</p>&mdash; Fickle Filly (@Fickle_Filly) <a href="https://twitter.com/Fickle_Filly/status/704939501592911872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 2, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Started working full time a few weeks ago and I just have to say fuck this.</p>&mdash; 👙IHateEveryone🖕 (@_IHateEvery0ne) <a href="https://twitter.com/_IHateEvery0ne/status/1618633241313042433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

18 of the funniest tweets from employees who dared to be honest about their jobs.

Fake-smiling at customers, resisting the urge to respond &quot;WHY HAVEN&#39;T YOU RESPONDED&quot; instead of &quot;as per my last email,&quot; or mentally preparing for the torture of hopping on a quick call--working 40 hours a week instead of lying on a beach all day is rough...So, if you could certainly use a laugh to keep you from rage-quitting your current gig, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are one more Karen customer away from a complete career change.1.“the customer is always right” is such a goofy saying. the customer is the least qualified person here&mdash; slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) January 25, 2023 2.I wasn’t meant to work, I’m meant to sit in a cottage in the middle of nowhere drink tea and read&mdash; HANNAH 🌊 (@hannahcbeach) January 23, 2023 3.I just woke up. Took me 5 minutes to make the realization that this day wasn’t meant for me to work, so I’m not.&mdash; C.P. (@dribbledfiddler) January 23, 2023 4.i hate working i need a sugar daddy&mdash; kayla ᱬ (@WORKlNONMYAURA) January 29, 2023 5.&quot;Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone.&quot; pic.twitter.com/K1Eazljb8x&mdash; Tommy Mason (@_TommyMason) September 1, 2022 6.One day you are a teenager with the world at your feet and the next you are starting a text to a colleague with ‘Fab!’&mdash; Em (@plowrong) November 24, 2021 7.all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and we ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week&mdash; Joe (@dealzjr) July 12, 2022 8.My friend just accurately described the Myers–Briggs test as &quot;astrology for coworkers&quot;&mdash; Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 25, 2022 9.Idk how much longer I can do the part of bartending that&#39;s basically emotional support for weird guys that no one else will talk to&mdash; Jake Flores (normal) (@feraljokes) January 24, 2023 10.i accidentally spoke in a british accent to a customer at work i want to crawl into a hole&mdash; ♡ mercedes ♡ (@em0cancer) January 29, 2023 11.when customers are like “happy friday:)” and im literally at work??&mdash; 𓆨 (@_tamagucci) January 28, 2023 12.The thing about working from home is sometimes I go days without seeing another human being, but there are downsides too&mdash; Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) February 1, 2023 13.i will never be able to wrap my head around the fact that gen x’ers worked a corporate, in office, 9-5 job for their entire lives and were just ok with it&mdash; 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫 (@edmsillygoose) January 31, 2023 14.My coworker just said hunky dory so I filled his hard drive with sardines&mdash; Swim Jeans 👖 (@ShortSleeveSuit) February 1, 2023 15.my coworker just found a frog in the bathroom I’m quitting&mdash; glo 🐀 (@qarrettmaine) January 31, 2023 16.I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don&#39;t have to talk to them.&mdash; Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) May 14, 2015 17.Don&#39;t you just hate it when you arrive at work and realise you&#39;ve forgotten to bring your will to live?&mdash; Fickle Filly (@Fickle_Filly) March 2, 2016 18.Started working full time a few weeks ago and I just have to say fuck this.&mdash; 👙IHateEveryone🖕 (@_IHateEvery0ne) January 26, 2023  

Fake-smiling at customers, resisting the urge to respond &quot;WHY HAVEN&#39;T YOU RESPONDED&quot; instead of &quot;as per my last email,&quot; or mentally preparing for the torture of hopping on a quick call--working 40 hours a week...