Airline's flight board is a little too honest about its flight departure times.

Airline's flight board is a little too honest about its flight departure times.
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Airline's flight board is a little too honest about its flight departure times.

And we'll be carrying on oneish pieces of luggage.

You know what they say about Texas: everything is biggish there. Also, things run basically on time, give or take a few minutes or hours. Look, the flight will take off eventually, okay? Southwest isn't going to bend to your narrow definition of "push back time." They're getting there, so you need to relax a little. But we can't handle that blasé attitude, so we're moving to Germany. Eventuallyish.

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