alcohol

Alcohol is one hell of a drug. One minute it&#39;s your best friend, making you feel like a sexy and confident golden god. The next minute, it&#39;s making you text your most toxic ex &quot;i miss you,&quot; draining your serotonin levels, and sending you into a downward spiral of shame and despair. And then, a day later, you&#39;re doing it all again. Bottoms up!Someone <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8ujjmu/what_is_the_worst_thing_drunk_you_has_done_that/" target="_blank">asked</a> Reddit:1.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/stingraymenace/">stingraymenace</a>:<blockquote> I had an interview for a job I thought was cool and it was really close, I&#39;m talking walking distance. I had a bad day the day prior so I decided to drink A LOT. I got the most drunk I&#39;ve ever been and decided to go for a walk and some fried chicken. I sit down at a random company&#39;s outside lunch area (I live near an industrial kind of place. Lot of companies and no houses) and just talked to myself and ate the chicken until a security guard kicked me out. Fast forward tomorrow, to my horror, my gps takes me to the same exact place and the security guard on duty is the same guy. I didn&#39;t get a call back from them. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>2.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/wydidk/">wydidk</a>:<blockquote> I had just passed out and I must have gotten up to go pee, but the only thing I remember is being in the attic squatting and when I stood up my foot fell through the ceiling. </blockquote><blockquote> The next morning I woke up with scratches and bruises all down my leg and a huge hole in the ceiling with a pee stain around it. I honestly don&#39;t remember how I got up there. What&#39;s crazy about it is, you had to walk through our closet on the other side of the room and climb a flight of stairs to get to the attic. The bathroom was 4 feet away from where I was sleeping. </blockquote>3.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/IccyOrange/">IccyOrange</a>:<blockquote> I thought my Xbox broke cause it wasn&rsquo;t ejecting the disk, and drunk me thinks he&rsquo;s a technical genius, so he tried to fix it. Sober me found my Xbox in pieces the next morning, and spent $60 to get it repaired. Oh, and there was never even a disk stuck in it. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>4.) From [deleted]:<blockquote> Got drunk, went to a taco shop, loudly exclaimed &quot;f**k these tacos are awesome!&quot; and then wrote a $400 tip on the tip line of my receipt. I honestly don&#39;t remember if I meant to actually tip 400 since the tacos were so good, or 4.00 and forgot the decimal, but I was able to get the charge reversed luckily since I was a poor college kid who didn&#39;t even have $400 in my account. Shit a brick when I woke up to overdraft alerts on my phone though </blockquote>5.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Judoka229/">Judoka229</a>:<blockquote> The texts. It&#39;s always the texts. </blockquote>6.) From [deleted]:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Woke up to 20 dollars in my wallet, thought to myself &quot;F**k yeah, I left with $60 so I only spent $40&quot; Look at bank account and realize I took out $200 more throughout the night. Damn you drunk me, Damn youu! </blockquote>7.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/meta_uprising/">meta_uprising</a>:<blockquote> I came home super wasted and my roommate saw me laugh and say this asshole will never find this as I threw my wallet against the wall making it fall behind the couch. </blockquote>8.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/lucasdoesreddit/">lucasdoesreddit</a>:<blockquote> On a drunken shopping spree with my mate, I bought a shitload women&rsquo;s bras and panties - rushed home so I could try them on, and fell asleep pretty soon afterwards. Next day when my Girlfriend came to visit, I had a pretty tough time explaining I wasn&rsquo;t cheating on her. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>9.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/islamabell/">islamabell</a>:<blockquote> Throwing up into my crush&#39;s mouth while we were making out. That was the first and only time he brought me for a drink. </blockquote>10.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Shitmybad/">Shitmybad</a>:<blockquote> I &lsquo;woke up&rsquo; to pee after having passed out wasted. Only problem was I didn&rsquo;t go to the toilet, I went on the stack of old VHS family video my girlfriend had in the corner of the room. She was not happy. </blockquote>11.) From [deleted]:<blockquote> Lost the the keys for a car I bought the night that I bought it. FML. </blockquote>12.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Netflix_and_backrubs/">Netflix_and_backrubs</a>:<blockquote> Started stupid dramatic fights with my husband. I would get upset over a little bit of nothing and bitch at him for no real reason. I don&#39;t think I ever said anything too devastating, but I know I made him feel terrible lots of times. Thing is, he&#39;s just the best guy. He never picks fights and has to be pushed really hard before he gets upset. He didn&#39;t deserve any of that, and I still regret it. Two-and-a-half years sober. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>13.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Experimentzz/">Experimentzz</a>:<blockquote> Got in a legit fight with a good friend. Like punches thrown after he dragged me out of the car for messing with him too much. He was hammered too. All things good now, this was years ago in college. He had me in his wedding and I&#39;m heading over to his house tonight to cut up a tree that fell in his backyard due to a storm last night. Gotta have the place looking nice for our July 4th party next week! </blockquote>14.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/paddyspubofficial/">paddyspubofficial</a>:<blockquote> Ate a fruit salad consisting of red and purple berries. I then got so drunk that I couldn&#39;t make it to the bathroom, so I leaned over the edge of my bed and puked up pink vomit on my white carpet. I was also too drunk to clean it up, so I put a towel on top and left it for Sober Me to clean. Sober Me also woke up to a black eye, which I apparently gave myself by hitting my face on the side table while puking </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>15.) From [deleted]:<blockquote> I ordered wings last night and saved sober me some in the fridge. Sober me came downstairs this morning, opened the fridge and saw a to go box, full of bones. An investigation revealed I&#39;d thrown away the wings and refrigerated the bones. </blockquote>16.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LasagneLifestyle/">LasagneLifestyle</a>:<blockquote> underage drinking: at aged 16 i got drunk and scared my parents would catch me so i locked myself in the bathroom, evidently vomited everywhere and promptly fell asleep in my own vomit i woke up at around 6:00am, saw the absolute mess i had created and proceed to clean up whilst still drunk </blockquote><blockquote> an hour later i was pretty happy with my cleaning and decided to go to bed, upon waking up a few hours later my mum said to me &quot;so you vomited all over the bathroom?!?&quot; turns out i barely cleaned before passing out again </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>17.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/thatgirlisaproblem/">thatgirlisaproblem</a>:<blockquote> Drunk Me hides my things all. the. time. I wake up in the morning, head throbbing. Can&#39;t find my keys or my wallet or my purse or my shoes. Where&#39;s my keys? Oh look, it totally makes sense that they&#39;re in the freezer inside of the bag of frozen fruit. My wallet is in that bag of DVDs that I haven&#39;t looked at since I moved into my apartment. One shoe is on the kitchen counter, the other one is tucked under a blanket by the front door. WHY do I even have a blanket by the front door?! WHO KNOWS. </blockquote>18.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/useacoster/">useacoster</a>:<blockquote> I got too drunk one day and pissed all over the place in the bathroom. Im talking about on the ceiling and places that took me days to find. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>19.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/stopstealingmyname/">stopstealingmyname</a>:<blockquote> Invited a sibling I cut ties with to my house, for a family thing with other siblings. I did not want them to come and am honestly fine with never seeing them again. Stupid drunk me thought I should give them a chance. Fool. </blockquote>20.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/killkrazy/">killkrazy</a>:<blockquote> Thought I was keying a car that belonged to a bully from high school (this we a year after highschool) but i ended up keying a car belonging to my boss at a job i worked at. He comes in raging someone keyed his car and then i saw it in the parking lot. </blockquote>21.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/redwhiteandgold/">redwhiteandgold</a>:<blockquote> Drunk me loves a drunken text. Had been dating this guy, sent some messages when I was pretty (day) drunk. Cue guy being pissed off but giving me another chance. Was never really as good as the beginning after that. Cue drunken me sending a message the week after we ended things for good saying I missed him. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Sober me apologized to sober him next day and said I&#39;d delete his number. He told me to just stop texting weird stuff. IF I COULD I WOULD, BABE. IF I COULD I WOULD. But gin is just too nice. </blockquote>22.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/chunkyasian/">chunkyasian</a>:<blockquote> I put a glass half full of vodka next to the bathroom sink and forgot about it. The next morning, while hungover, I thought it was water and took a swig. I promptly started vomiting all over my bathroom. </blockquote>23.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/WowzersInMyTrowzers/">WowzersInMyTrowzers</a>:<blockquote> On my birthday, I got super f**ked up and kissed all 20+ people at my party. All my friends are super open so they were cool with it. Nothing bad happened but I was mortified when I woke up the next morning </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

23 people share the worst thing they’ve done drunk that they paid for the next day.

Alcohol is one hell of a drug. One minute it&#39;s your best friend, making you feel like a sexy and confident golden god. The next minute, it&#39;s making you text your most toxic ex &quot;i miss you,&quot; draining your serotonin levels, and sending you into a downward spiral of shame and despair. And then, a day later, you&#39;re doing it all again. Bottoms up!Someone asked Reddit:1.) From stingraymenace: I had an interview for a job I thought was cool and it was really close, I&#39;m talking walking distance. I had a bad day the day prior so I decided to drink A LOT. I got the most drunk I&#39;ve ever been and decided to go for a walk and some fried chicken. I sit down at a random company&#39;s outside lunch area (I live near an industrial kind of place. Lot of companies and no houses) and just talked to myself and ate the chicken until a security guard kicked me out. Fast forward tomorrow, to my horror, my gps takes me to the same exact place and the security guard on duty is the same guy. I didn&#39;t get a call back from them. 2.) From wydidk: I had just passed out and I must have gotten up to go pee, but the only thing I remember is being in the attic squatting and when I stood up my foot fell through the ceiling.  The next morning I woke up with scratches and bruises all down my leg and a huge hole in the ceiling with a pee stain around it. I honestly don&#39;t remember how I got up there. What&#39;s crazy about it is, you had to walk through our closet on the other side of the room and climb a flight of stairs to get to the attic. The bathroom was 4 feet away from where I was sleeping. 3.) From IccyOrange: I thought my Xbox broke cause it wasn&rsquo;t ejecting the disk, and drunk me thinks he&rsquo;s a technical genius, so he tried to fix it. Sober me found my Xbox in pieces the next morning, and spent $60 to get it repaired. Oh, and there was never even a disk stuck in it. 4.) From [deleted]: Got drunk, went to a taco shop, loudly exclaimed &quot;f**k these tacos are awesome!&quot; and then wrote a $400 tip on the tip line of my receipt. I honestly don&#39;t remember if I meant to actually tip 400 since the tacos were so good, or 4.00 and forgot the decimal, but I was able to get the charge reversed luckily since I was a poor college kid who didn&#39;t even have $400 in my account. Shit a brick when I woke up to overdraft alerts on my phone though 5.) From Judoka229: The texts. It&#39;s always the texts. 6.) From [deleted]: Woke up to 20 dollars in my wallet, thought to myself &quot;F**k yeah, I left with $60 so I only spent $40&quot; Look at bank account and realize I took out $200 more throughout the night. Damn you drunk me, Damn youu! 7.) From meta_uprising: I came home super wasted and my roommate saw me laugh and say this asshole will never find this as I threw my wallet against the wall making it fall behind the couch. 8.) From lucasdoesreddit: On a drunken shopping spree with my mate, I bought a shitload women&rsquo;s bras and panties - rushed home so I could try them on, and fell asleep pretty soon afterwards. Next day when my Girlfriend came to visit, I had a pretty tough time explaining I wasn&rsquo;t cheating on her. 9.) From islamabell: Throwing up into my crush&#39;s mouth while we were making out. That was the first and only time he brought me for a drink. 10.) From Shitmybad: I &lsquo;woke up&rsquo; to pee after having passed out wasted. Only problem was I didn&rsquo;t go to the toilet, I went on the stack of old VHS family video my girlfriend had in the corner of the room. She was not happy. 11.) From [deleted]: Lost the the keys for a car I bought the night that I bought it. FML. 12.) From Netflix_and_backrubs: Started stupid dramatic fights with my husband. I would get upset over a little bit of nothing and bitch at him for no real reason. I don&#39;t think I ever said anything too devastating, but I know I made him feel terrible lots of times. Thing is, he&#39;s just the best guy. He never picks fights and has to be pushed really hard before he gets upset. He didn&#39;t deserve any of that, and I still regret it. Two-and-a-half years sober. 13.) From Experimentzz: Got in a legit fight with a good friend. Like punches thrown after he dragged me out of the car for messing with him too much. He was hammered too. All things good now, this was years ago in college. He had me in his wedding and I&#39;m heading over to his house tonight to cut up a tree that fell in his backyard due to a storm last night. Gotta have the place looking nice for our July 4th party next week! 14.) From paddyspubofficial: Ate a fruit salad consisting of red and purple berries. I then got so drunk that I couldn&#39;t make it to the bathroom, so I leaned over the edge of my bed and puked up pink vomit on my white carpet. I was also too drunk to clean it up, so I put a towel on top and left it for Sober Me to clean. Sober Me also woke up to a black eye, which I apparently gave myself by hitting my face on the side table while puking 15.) From [deleted]: I ordered wings last night and saved sober me some in the fridge. Sober me came downstairs this morning, opened the fridge and saw a to go box, full of bones. An investigation revealed I&#39;d thrown away the wings and refrigerated the bones. 16.) From LasagneLifestyle: underage drinking: at aged 16 i got drunk and scared my parents would catch me so i locked myself in the bathroom, evidently vomited everywhere and promptly fell asleep in my own vomit i woke up at around 6:00am, saw the absolute mess i had created and proceed to clean up whilst still drunk  an hour later i was pretty happy with my cleaning and decided to go to bed, upon waking up a few hours later my mum said to me &quot;so you vomited all over the bathroom?!?&quot; turns out i barely cleaned before passing out again 17.) From thatgirlisaproblem: Drunk Me hides my things all. the. time. I wake up in the morning, head throbbing. Can&#39;t find my keys or my wallet or my purse or my shoes. Where&#39;s my keys? Oh look, it totally makes sense that they&#39;re in the freezer inside of the bag of frozen fruit. My wallet is in that bag of DVDs that I haven&#39;t looked at since I moved into my apartment. One shoe is on the kitchen counter, the other one is tucked under a blanket by the front door. WHY do I even have a blanket by the front door?! WHO KNOWS. 18.) From useacoster: I got too drunk one day and pissed all over the place in the bathroom. Im talking about on the ceiling and places that took me days to find. 19.) From stopstealingmyname: Invited a sibling I cut ties with to my house, for a family thing with other siblings. I did not want them to come and am honestly fine with never seeing them again. Stupid drunk me thought I should give them a chance. Fool. 20.) From killkrazy: Thought I was keying a car that belonged to a bully from high school (this we a year after highschool) but i ended up keying a car belonging to my boss at a job i worked at. He comes in raging someone keyed his car and then i saw it in the parking lot. 21.) From redwhiteandgold: Drunk me loves a drunken text. Had been dating this guy, sent some messages when I was pretty (day) drunk. Cue guy being pissed off but giving me another chance. Was never really as good as the beginning after that. Cue drunken me sending a message the week after we ended things for good saying I missed him.  Sober me apologized to sober him next day and said I&#39;d delete his number. He told me to just stop texting weird stuff. IF I COULD I WOULD, BABE. IF I COULD I WOULD. But gin is just too nice. 22.) From chunkyasian: I put a glass half full of vodka next to the bathroom sink and forgot about it. The next morning, while hungover, I thought it was water and took a swig. I promptly started vomiting all over my bathroom. 23.) From WowzersInMyTrowzers: On my birthday, I got super f**ked up and kissed all 20+ people at my party. All my friends are super open so they were cool with it. Nothing bad happened but I was mortified when I woke up the next morning 

Alcohol is one hell of a drug. One minute it&#39;s your best friend, making you feel like a sexy and confident golden god. The next minute, it&#39;s making you text your most toxic ex &quot;i miss you,&quot; draining your serotonin levels,...