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<p>Whoever said karma&#39;s a &quot;bitch&quot; was on the wrong side of karma. Because when karma comes to the rescue, she&#39;s not a bitch&mdash;she&#39;s a hero. There&#39;s nothing more satisfying than watching someone&#39;s ill-intentioned behavior come back to bite them in the butt.</p><p>Someone <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yhmns/in_an_attempt_to_defame_me_my_soontobe_exwife/" target="_blank">asked </a>Reddit: &quot;What is the greatest way someone has attempted to humiliate or harass you, which ended up backfiring?&quot;</p><h2>These 19 people share their satisfying stories of times someone tried to bully or mistreat them, but then karma stepped in:</h2><p>1.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/edditorRay/">edditorRay</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Ex girlfriend comes up to me at a group of people I&#39;m chatting with outside of class, sees I&#39;m talking to an attractive girl, and says &quot;you don&#39;t want to get to know edditorRay, he is a stupid Jew&quot;! Good thing this was right in front of the local news folks asking the Chabbad (Jewish student group) about the upcoming Jewish Holy Days and the attractive girl I was talking to was recording us on camera.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/I_miss_Clone_High/">I_miss_Clone_High</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I was attending training for a deployment. One of the trainers was teaching something wrong and I corrected him. He tried to make a big scene and accused me of disrespecting a superior NCO. Then I pointed out that I out-ranked him.</p> </blockquote><p>3.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PKMKII/">PKMKII</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>A guy I know, was going through some nasty divorce proceedings with his bitchy, narcissistic, vain soon-to-be-ex-wife (I&#39;ve met the woman once, she reminds me of Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development). She accused him of beating her, convinced their daughter to back up her story, got one of her cop relatives to arrest him.</p> <p>He, however, had an airtight defense. His EZ Pass records showed that at the time she claimed he hit her, he was in another state.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/AKBigDaddy/">AKBigDaddy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Had a guy steal a parking spot from me out side of my old job awhile back, I was in a beater pickup, he in a rather nice BMW. I did the &quot;wtf&quot; face and he walked over and said &quot;my car is nice and should be seen up by the front of the building, go park your POS at the other end of the lot.&quot;</p> <p>That guy? Yeah he was my afternoon interview for a sales job.</p> </blockquote><p>5.) From [deleted]:</p><blockquote> <p>My psycho exwife denied me visitation with my mentally disabled 27 year old daughter for almost a year. In court, she pointed out that I am an alcoholic. In her own lawyers notes provided to the court it showed that I was in AA for 28 years and haven&#39;t had a drink since Reagan was President. The judge pointed out that I was a sober, senior manager with two master degrees who had never been arrested and was fighting to see my mentally disabled daughter.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>The judge asked if there was any reason why I shouldn&#39;t get to see her. When my ex opened her mouth, the judge actually said, &quot;Sit down and shut the f**k up. It was a rhetorical question. I am not granting visitation, I am granting joint guardianship.&quot; When the ex went to speak again, the judge said, &quot;How would you like me to make it sole guardianship? And if you aren&#39;t sure, it wouldn&#39;t be in your favor.&quot; I never even had to say a word. Just got done a nine day visit with my daughter whom I see every other weekend and it only cost me $28,000. Still, I fought the good fight and won.</p> </blockquote><p>6.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/gaqua/">gaqua</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>In 7th grade (this would have been more than 20 years ago, before the internet) I went out with this girl Deanna for a little while. I &quot;broke up&quot; with her because I didn&#39;t like spending time with her and we only went out because of one dance or something. We never even went past kissing - and even that was just a kind of boring french kiss.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Anyway she got really upset and started a scene. It was right in the middle of lunch in the cafeteria and she yelled &quot;Whatever, you&#39;re such a loser and your penis is WAY too big anyway!&quot;</p> <p>She implied that I had a big penis. This rumor stuck with me all through high school. I even changed carefully during gym classes to keep from dispelling the rumor.</p> </blockquote><p>7.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/anchorchain/">anchorchain</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Had a guy say to me after we were done playing basketball and my team won:</p> <p>&quot;oh yeah? How&#39;d you like your foot up my ass? ....Shit!&quot;</p> <p>Many lols were had afterwards on his account.</p> </blockquote><p>8.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/nobody2000/">nobody2000</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Not me, but my mom. Before I was born, she worked at a US government office. There were many parties where military officers and the admins (secretaries) would attend.</p> <p>At one of these parties, one dude, who was big on sexually harassing women on a normal day, had a few too many to drink. He came up to my mom and pinched her ass and said &quot;I&#39;d really love to get in your pants.&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Humiliated, she kept her cool, but raised her voice and responded so the whole office could hear:</p> <p><strong>Why? Did you shit yours?</strong></p> <p>Silence. The dude turned red in the face, and didn&#39;t harass anyone for a long time after that.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Meanwhile across the room was her soon to be husband (my father) who heard the exchange, impressed. Not long after this exchange he asked my mom if she&#39;d like to celebrate his divorce from his ex wife and go on their first date. 3 months later they were married, and still are to this day.</p> </blockquote><p>9.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LigMantis/">LigMantis</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>When I was in 8th grade, there was this kid that would always bully me. He stole shit from my locker, had his buddies hold me down and drew stuff on me, and would insult me constantly. One day, he decided that it would be absolutely hilarious to pants me in front of the entire school during lunch. You see, saggy pants were a fad at my school in 8th grade, and almost nobody wore their pants at their waste where it was supposed to be. Almost nobody, except me. I, on the other hand, knew what the fuck a belt was. When that punk-ass grabbed a handful of my Levi&#39;s in an attempt to yank them down, he ended up getting caught red-handed molesting another dude in front of the entire school. It made that entire shitty school year worth it.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/douchebag_tom/">douchebag_tom</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>A coworker who was convinced that I was talking smack about him behind his back decided to start secretly recording my conversations with other workers at my desk. He bragged about how he had something that was going to get me fired to one of my friends. He found out that this is a felony in my state and HR doesn&#39;t put up with that kind of behavior. (at the last minute he claimed that it was just a joke and we couldn&#39;t prove it, but him being scared shitless for that split second was all the backfiring I needed. he backed off a lot after that.)</p> </blockquote><p>11.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Robertjordanforever/">Robertjordanforever</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Was in high school band, and had a particular douche who had a brow like a caveman, and the aggressiveness of one. He was making jokes with his buds, and some of them were directed at me. I ignored him; I was reading my book, and I was going to enjoy the damn thing. Well, my cro magnon schoolmate did not enjoy that, so he started staring at me from across the band room. Sensing his disapproval of me ignoring his glorious jokes, I looked up and met his gaze.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>I winked. He did not like that one bit. So he picked up his mouthpiece, trumpet mouthpieces are small, but they are bloody well fast, and hurled it at me. I ducked behind my music stand and felt it whizz over me. My band director was right behind me and got nailed in the back by it. In two seconds he went from being the cool and relaxed band director to the red-faced fury of Apollo himself. Classmate was suspended, eventually quit, and never so much as looked at me again. Good year.</p> </blockquote><p>12.) From [deleted]:</p><blockquote> <p>A friend of mine was dared to pants me at school so he ran down the hall leaned over, while running, to try and pants me, and wound up leaning over too much, stumbled, and face planted into the floor. He got a bloody nose and no one saw my boxers. Pretty much a win in my book.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Karbear_debonair/">Karbear_debonair</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>My ex tried to fight a restraining order. Tried to say everything I claimed was a lie. Basically him, his mom, and his dad made asses of themselves in front of the judge. I think what sealed it though was his mom shrinking back from his raised hand, while I sate quietly on the other side of the court room. His party was loud, and rude, talking over each other and stuff. I had two witnesses with me, and a signed statement from a third person. I win.</p> </blockquote><p>14.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/tavir/">tavir</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>This guy who was always a huge douche to me in middle school once tried to prank call me as our female English teacher asking if I&#39;d turned in my assignment or not. He identified himself as Mrs. ____, all without making even an attempt to disguise his voice. It was clearly a male voice and very obviously him.</p> <p>I just replied with &quot;Hi Richard.&quot; I heard a whole bunch of &quot;OOOOOOOOHS&quot; from the other people he must have been in the room with before he hung up.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TeddyRockSpin4291/">TeddyRockSpin4291</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>A kid who spent almost every waking second being a douchecanoe in high school tried to call me out on not working out during a weight training class. The guy never worked out himself in that class, hell i spent more time working out while asleep then he ever did in that class.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>But when he got in my face and yelled that i didn&#39;t workout and that I&#39;m a p*ssy and have no life all that bullshit one of the guys he hung out with during that class yells out &quot;you don&#39;t do a f**king thing either you junkie&quot; everyone laughed he stopped bugging me and the day went on.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>A few days later we had a random locker search and they found steroids in the locker. He got expelled and the last time i saw him was when he was a few sizes smaller serving me my &quot;Big mac with large fries and a drink&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.) From [deleted]:</p><blockquote> <p>There was this girl at a party I went to. She decided that she did not like me. So for some reason she yelled to the police, who were already there, to come over and set me straight because appearantly I was being a dick. Her face turned red when she figured one of the officers was my dad.</p> </blockquote><p>17.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TechnoEquinox/" target="_blank">TechnoEquinox</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>In an attempt to defame me, my soon-to-be ex-wife asked me, in front of court clerk, &quot;Do you still think you&#39;re an alien from outer space?&quot; Everyone saw how crazy she was and sided with me in court.</p> </blockquote><p>18.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jerry121212/">jerry121212</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>This is something my father did. So at the time my dad was working at a advertising company. It was a very professional environment. Everyday he&#39;d put on a fancy shmancy suit and tie and work in a very fancy shmancy building. One day a new employee was promoted to his floor. The new guy was pretty young, like fresh out of college, almost.</p> <p>There were two other guys who worked with my dad, I&#39;ll call them ted and teddy. Immediately the new guy started to look up to them. He&#39;d go to them for advice and what not. After about three day&#39;s ted and teddy decided to play a prank on the new guy. So they decide they should tell him that the next friday was Hawaiian shirt day, but of course it wasn&#39;t.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Ted and Teddy tell my dad about it before hand and ask if he can email him about it too so it looks like everyone knows about it. My dad says he&#39;ll do it. So my dad emails the new guy about hawaiian shirt day. Then he email&#39;s his boss and fills him in on the situation, but instead of just ratting out ted and teddy, he and his boss organize an actual hawaiian shirt day and tell everyone in the office except ted and teddy.</p> <p>Mean while, my dad tells ted and teddy that the coming friday is corporate picture day so they&#39;ll dress super fancy. The picture of my dad&#39;s whole office, dressed in hawaiian shirts, except two dudes in the back wearing fancy suits is priceless</p> </blockquote><p>19.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/shirafoo/">shirafoo</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>When my brother was in elementary school he was picked on and pretty badly bullied every day. My mom packed his lunch and he always got a couple cookies and every day this one bully would steal his cookies. Eventually my brother admitted the situation to my parents, so my mom made him cookies for the next day spiked with a ton of hot sauce. The bully stole the cookies as usual, choked and spat them out - face going red from the heat- and never took a cookie from my brother again.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

19 people share the times someone tried to harass or humiliate them and it backfired.

Whoever said karma&#39;s a &quot;bitch&quot; was on the wrong side of karma. Because when karma comes to the rescue, she&#39;s not a bitch&mdash;she&#39;s a hero. There&#39;s nothing more satisfying than watching someone&#39;s ill-intentioned behavior come back to bite them in the butt.Someone asked Reddit: &quot;What is the greatest way someone has attempted to humiliate or harass you, which ended up backfiring?&quot;These 19 people share their satisfying stories of times someone tried to bully or mistreat them, but then karma stepped in:1.) From edditorRay: Ex girlfriend comes up to me at a group of people I&#39;m chatting with outside of class, sees I&#39;m talking to an attractive girl, and says &quot;you don&#39;t want to get to know edditorRay, he is a stupid Jew&quot;! Good thing this was right in front of the local news folks asking the Chabbad (Jewish student group) about the upcoming Jewish Holy Days and the attractive girl I was talking to was recording us on camera. 2.) From I_miss_Clone_High: I was attending training for a deployment. One of the trainers was teaching something wrong and I corrected him. He tried to make a big scene and accused me of disrespecting a superior NCO. Then I pointed out that I out-ranked him. 3.) From PKMKII: A guy I know, was going through some nasty divorce proceedings with his bitchy, narcissistic, vain soon-to-be-ex-wife (I&#39;ve met the woman once, she reminds me of Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development). She accused him of beating her, convinced their daughter to back up her story, got one of her cop relatives to arrest him. He, however, had an airtight defense. His EZ Pass records showed that at the time she claimed he hit her, he was in another state. 4.) From AKBigDaddy: Had a guy steal a parking spot from me out side of my old job awhile back, I was in a beater pickup, he in a rather nice BMW. I did the &quot;wtf&quot; face and he walked over and said &quot;my car is nice and should be seen up by the front of the building, go park your POS at the other end of the lot.&quot; That guy? Yeah he was my afternoon interview for a sales job. 5.) From [deleted]: My psycho exwife denied me visitation with my mentally disabled 27 year old daughter for almost a year. In court, she pointed out that I am an alcoholic. In her own lawyers notes provided to the court it showed that I was in AA for 28 years and haven&#39;t had a drink since Reagan was President. The judge pointed out that I was a sober, senior manager with two master degrees who had never been arrested and was fighting to see my mentally disabled daughter.  The judge asked if there was any reason why I shouldn&#39;t get to see her. When my ex opened her mouth, the judge actually said, &quot;Sit down and shut the f**k up. It was a rhetorical question. I am not granting visitation, I am granting joint guardianship.&quot; When the ex went to speak again, the judge said, &quot;How would you like me to make it sole guardianship? And if you aren&#39;t sure, it wouldn&#39;t be in your favor.&quot; I never even had to say a word. Just got done a nine day visit with my daughter whom I see every other weekend and it only cost me $28,000. Still, I fought the good fight and won. 6.) From gaqua: In 7th grade (this would have been more than 20 years ago, before the internet) I went out with this girl Deanna for a little while. I &quot;broke up&quot; with her because I didn&#39;t like spending time with her and we only went out because of one dance or something. We never even went past kissing - and even that was just a kind of boring french kiss.  Anyway she got really upset and started a scene. It was right in the middle of lunch in the cafeteria and she yelled &quot;Whatever, you&#39;re such a loser and your penis is WAY too big anyway!&quot; She implied that I had a big penis. This rumor stuck with me all through high school. I even changed carefully during gym classes to keep from dispelling the rumor. 7.) From anchorchain: Had a guy say to me after we were done playing basketball and my team won: &quot;oh yeah? How&#39;d you like your foot up my ass? ....Shit!&quot; Many lols were had afterwards on his account. 8.) From nobody2000: Not me, but my mom. Before I was born, she worked at a US government office. There were many parties where military officers and the admins (secretaries) would attend. At one of these parties, one dude, who was big on sexually harassing women on a normal day, had a few too many to drink. He came up to my mom and pinched her ass and said &quot;I&#39;d really love to get in your pants.&quot;  Humiliated, she kept her cool, but raised her voice and responded so the whole office could hear: Why? Did you shit yours? Silence. The dude turned red in the face, and didn&#39;t harass anyone for a long time after that.  Meanwhile across the room was her soon to be husband (my father) who heard the exchange, impressed. Not long after this exchange he asked my mom if she&#39;d like to celebrate his divorce from his ex wife and go on their first date. 3 months later they were married, and still are to this day. 9.) From LigMantis: When I was in 8th grade, there was this kid that would always bully me. He stole shit from my locker, had his buddies hold me down and drew stuff on me, and would insult me constantly. One day, he decided that it would be absolutely hilarious to pants me in front of the entire school during lunch. You see, saggy pants were a fad at my school in 8th grade, and almost nobody wore their pants at their waste where it was supposed to be. Almost nobody, except me. I, on the other hand, knew what the fuck a belt was. When that punk-ass grabbed a handful of my Levi&#39;s in an attempt to yank them down, he ended up getting caught red-handed molesting another dude in front of the entire school. It made that entire shitty school year worth it. 10.) From douchebag_tom: A coworker who was convinced that I was talking smack about him behind his back decided to start secretly recording my conversations with other workers at my desk. He bragged about how he had something that was going to get me fired to one of my friends. He found out that this is a felony in my state and HR doesn&#39;t put up with that kind of behavior. (at the last minute he claimed that it was just a joke and we couldn&#39;t prove it, but him being scared shitless for that split second was all the backfiring I needed. he backed off a lot after that.) 11.) From Robertjordanforever: Was in high school band, and had a particular douche who had a brow like a caveman, and the aggressiveness of one. He was making jokes with his buds, and some of them were directed at me. I ignored him; I was reading my book, and I was going to enjoy the damn thing. Well, my cro magnon schoolmate did not enjoy that, so he started staring at me from across the band room. Sensing his disapproval of me ignoring his glorious jokes, I looked up and met his gaze.  I winked. He did not like that one bit. So he picked up his mouthpiece, trumpet mouthpieces are small, but they are bloody well fast, and hurled it at me. I ducked behind my music stand and felt it whizz over me. My band director was right behind me and got nailed in the back by it. In two seconds he went from being the cool and relaxed band director to the red-faced fury of Apollo himself. Classmate was suspended, eventually quit, and never so much as looked at me again. Good year. 12.) From [deleted]: A friend of mine was dared to pants me at school so he ran down the hall leaned over, while running, to try and pants me, and wound up leaning over too much, stumbled, and face planted into the floor. He got a bloody nose and no one saw my boxers. Pretty much a win in my book. 13.) From Karbear_debonair: My ex tried to fight a restraining order. Tried to say everything I claimed was a lie. Basically him, his mom, and his dad made asses of themselves in front of the judge. I think what sealed it though was his mom shrinking back from his raised hand, while I sate quietly on the other side of the court room. His party was loud, and rude, talking over each other and stuff. I had two witnesses with me, and a signed statement from a third person. I win. 14.) From tavir: This guy who was always a huge douche to me in middle school once tried to prank call me as our female English teacher asking if I&#39;d turned in my assignment or not. He identified himself as Mrs. ____, all without making even an attempt to disguise his voice. It was clearly a male voice and very obviously him. I just replied with &quot;Hi Richard.&quot; I heard a whole bunch of &quot;OOOOOOOOHS&quot; from the other people he must have been in the room with before he hung up. 15.) From TeddyRockSpin4291: A kid who spent almost every waking second being a douchecanoe in high school tried to call me out on not working out during a weight training class. The guy never worked out himself in that class, hell i spent more time working out while asleep then he ever did in that class.  But when he got in my face and yelled that i didn&#39;t workout and that I&#39;m a p*ssy and have no life all that bullshit one of the guys he hung out with during that class yells out &quot;you don&#39;t do a f**king thing either you junkie&quot; everyone laughed he stopped bugging me and the day went on.  A few days later we had a random locker search and they found steroids in the locker. He got expelled and the last time i saw him was when he was a few sizes smaller serving me my &quot;Big mac with large fries and a drink&quot; 16.) From [deleted]: There was this girl at a party I went to. She decided that she did not like me. So for some reason she yelled to the police, who were already there, to come over and set me straight because appearantly I was being a dick. Her face turned red when she figured one of the officers was my dad. 17.) From TechnoEquinox: In an attempt to defame me, my soon-to-be ex-wife asked me, in front of court clerk, &quot;Do you still think you&#39;re an alien from outer space?&quot; Everyone saw how crazy she was and sided with me in court. 18.) From jerry121212: This is something my father did. So at the time my dad was working at a advertising company. It was a very professional environment. Everyday he&#39;d put on a fancy shmancy suit and tie and work in a very fancy shmancy building. One day a new employee was promoted to his floor. The new guy was pretty young, like fresh out of college, almost. There were two other guys who worked with my dad, I&#39;ll call them ted and teddy. Immediately the new guy started to look up to them. He&#39;d go to them for advice and what not. After about three day&#39;s ted and teddy decided to play a prank on the new guy. So they decide they should tell him that the next friday was Hawaiian shirt day, but of course it wasn&#39;t.  Ted and Teddy tell my dad about it before hand and ask if he can email him about it too so it looks like everyone knows about it. My dad says he&#39;ll do it. So my dad emails the new guy about hawaiian shirt day. Then he email&#39;s his boss and fills him in on the situation, but instead of just ratting out ted and teddy, he and his boss organize an actual hawaiian shirt day and tell everyone in the office except ted and teddy. Mean while, my dad tells ted and teddy that the coming friday is corporate picture day so they&#39;ll dress super fancy. The picture of my dad&#39;s whole office, dressed in hawaiian shirts, except two dudes in the back wearing fancy suits is priceless 19.) From shirafoo: When my brother was in elementary school he was picked on and pretty badly bullied every day. My mom packed his lunch and he always got a couple cookies and every day this one bully would steal his cookies. Eventually my brother admitted the situation to my parents, so my mom made him cookies for the next day spiked with a ton of hot sauce. The bully stole the cookies as usual, choked and spat them out - face going red from the heat- and never took a cookie from my brother again. 

Whoever said karma&#39;s a &quot;bitch&quot; was on the wrong side of karma. Because when karma comes to the rescue, she&#39;s not a bitch&mdash;she&#39;s a hero. There&#39;s nothing more satisfying than watching someone&#39;s...