Really old. I’m talking ninety plus.   

We all have those friends who say “If I ever get to be that age, just kill me.” Not me. There are some perks to that decrepit life style and I say bring it on.

1. They are finally done buying new clothes. 

When was the last time you saw an old person with new shoes? Your grandfather is still wearing the same pair of off-brand sneakers you remember from your childhood. He’s fine with it. I want that type of freedom. Buying new clothes is expensive and exhausting. I would love to know I never have to step foot in another Old Navy to find a new polo shirt.