But he can afford it! We're working two jobs to pay for our premium access but he gets a pass? Dammit, the common man shouldn't have to pay the premium porn membership fees so that the megarich can masturbate scot-free. No one's paying the rest of us to masturbate. Well okay, in 2008 when the market crashed we resorted to some desperate measures. But who didn't?

Sources: Redditor PwnsFroggles