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December 26. (via)

The way you decorate your house at Christmas says a lot about you. For example, if you go all out to the point that your neighbors are blinded, you're probably insufferable. If you don't decorate your house, you might be Jewish. And if you put up any of these very inappropriate holiday decorations, you deserve to be put straight onto Santa's naughty list. 'Tis the season for decorating things to look like penises!


Woo, take it all off, Baby Jesus. (via)

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Olaf? (via)



This is why we use evergreen trees. (via)


Reindeer "play" is a recurring theme of naughty Xmas decor. (via)



At least she didn't say she worships him! (via)


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He's just doing it for attention. (via)



No two are exactly alike. (via)



You know or whoever. (via)



Where is he supposed to pee? In the sleigh? (via)

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Yep, happened again. (via)



"Fine. You caught me." (via)



Come on, guys. Get a sleigh. (via)


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Plenty of holiday cheer to go around, ladies.
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None of these objects are to scale. (via)

(by Shira Rachel Danan)