This Target employee's Satanic handiwork isn't exactly shocking. Put a bored teenager in a minimum-wage job for the holiday season and leave the kid alone for 15 minutes, and you're pretty much bound to get a shrine to the Dark Lord Beelzebub. Expect anything else and you're just being irresponsible. In the immortal words of Yeats, "What rough beast slouches toward the break room to get a Dr. Pepper?" The only part about this that surprises us is that the Antichrist isn't a Wal-Mart employee.
[ Via Reddit]