How do we go from video games and Nirvana to exacting justice against bad guys and making out with Morgan Freeman? And how did "new arms" get slotted underneath "Blank CDs?" We've been looking for patterns in the seemingly random numbering and their connection to the wildly varying items requested and we're pretty sure we've solved the puzzle. This child is trying to say that he desperately wants Ritalin for Christmas.

Sources: Redditor audionorth