41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.
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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Santa's got his DNA test ready. (Via)

Christmas has come to Facebook, which means your feed is already overrun with annoying Christians losing their minds about having to say "Happy Holidays," annoying atheists reminding everyone that Christmas began as a pagan holiday, and about 10,000 photos of woefully misshapen gingerbread men. The posts gathered here celebrate just how joyously wrong a Facebook yuletide status can be.

41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Yay! Let's go have really depressing boners! (Via)


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Ever hear of a puppy born of a virgin birth? Babies are better gifts! (Via)


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

These two will continue like this through New Year's. (Via)


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

A Facebook status came true. Christmas miracle! (Via)


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Easy with the festive good tidings gang. (Via)

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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

That regifted applesauce cake is going to be a huge disappointment when it's unwrapped.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

This is why she spent all year doing her Kegels. For the kids.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

That used to be called Myrh. Just awful.


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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Maybe you should focus more on the "secret" part of it.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

You have to watch porn on your Dad's phone? This is why we need to keep the public libraries open on Christmas.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

What about a handmade Coupon For Three Hugs And Two Years Of Indentured Servitude?


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Someday this will be featured in the Museum of Modern Art.

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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Angels always say they love you, but then they just leave you with a Savior to feed.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

To be fair, that was what science promised her generation the future would be like.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Santa is bringing someone remedial spelling books this year.


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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Touche. *cue atheist smartass following up with Yule information*


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

What about those of us that prefer breasts to the D?


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Also federal laws mandating the closure of schools for the holiday break.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Yes. There's also a room in the Post Office full of letters for "A Stan"

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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

I bet Jesus thanks Dad every day he didn't come to Earth in the digital era.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

The best thing about online Amish jokes is you never have to worry about offending them.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

All I want for Christmas is any form of real human contact please God.


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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Is that a lump of coal in your suit or are you just happy to see me?


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Christmas is about family, and how you're never going to grow up and leave them.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

He also promotes the use of coal over clean-burning natural gas.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Yes, it was all glittery.

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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

For those of us stuck in the cold, a Mexican Christmas sounds pretty awesome right now.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

The preferred term is Little Person or Temporarily Little Person for a child.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Just make sure to avoid the thin, tasteless ones made out of his flesh. He doesn't like those.


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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

That's so disgusting that you would name your baby Peanut.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Dear Retailers, this will happen 100% of the time you give a fill-in-the-blank to the public.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

The Red and Green Ring Of Death


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Exactly, Gracie. Just a camera. That's all!

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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Aaand Christmas is canceled now. Thanks, Max.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Yes, come home to the Christmas spirit goodwill towards mankind in our Jew-free town.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Somewhere out there, Chris' mom is googling that very thing.


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41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

I'm dreaming of a red, swollen Christmas...


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Don't know if a guy named "Teodor" should really be making proofreading comments.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

Sarah is not the fastest page on the Internet.


41 examples of Christmas cheer gone horribly wrong on Facebook.

2 friends-a-pokin', and a post that's been copied a million times

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