Goes great with your Lucky Beggar Cardboard Box-Inspired Storage Ottoman ($749.95).

This item was being sold in CB2, Crate And Barrel's quirky — and apparently sheltered from the realities of society — sister store. After making the rounds late yesterday Crate and Barrel have pulled the item and apologized for their crassness, insensitivity, and other holiday tidings. Get to the store fast before they pull their Hooker With A Heart Of Gold Leather Garters and their Displaced Hurricane Survivor Hip Waders.

Sources: CB2 | BuzzFeed