How to put your child in a humiliating holiday photo before it's even born.

How to put your child in a humiliating holiday photo before it's even born.
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We don't recall any lines from "Frosty the Snowman" about him horrifically emerging from an expectant mother's torso with milk-engorged breasts laying across his forehead. This must be some kind of gritty reboot. How's the carrot staying on her stomach like that? Or is that just a super-pronounced pregnancy "outie?"

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