17 hilariously disturbing snowmen we hope never come to life.

17 hilariously disturbing snowmen we hope never come to life.
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1) Quentin Tarantin-snow

There's nothing quite like this time of year, when the falling snow turns your neighborhood into an idyllic winter wonderland. That is, until you drive past one of these houses and suddenly find yourself explaining to your 5-year-old why Frosty is spurting blood from an empty eye socket, being town limb from limb, or contemplating the utter pointlessness of his own existence.

 

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2) I Snow What You Did Last Winter

 

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3) Slush Life

 

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4) Sacrif-ice

 

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5) Icy You

 

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6) Snowming the Merciless

 

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7) Growman

 

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8) "He Came Out of Snowhere"

 

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9) The Stranger

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10) Clinicold Depression

 

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11) Dirty Cold Man

 

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12) Frozen in Fear

 

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13) A December to Dismember

 

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14) Bloody Stumped

 

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15) Snow Trespassing

 

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16) Serial Chiller

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17) Snow Bro

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[ Via Huffington Post, Ned Hardy]

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