We thought everyone in Canada looked like Paul Bunyon.
He's one of those new "insult Santas." Mall Santas in the style of Don Rickles or roast favorite Jeff Ross. "Nice mittens little boy. They have a men's department where you bought those? Take it easy on the candy canes next year, my lap's only certified to carry 300 pounds. Now what do you want for Christmas? And remember, Santa can't perform miracles so don't ask for good looks, ya hockey puck." After all these years, kids finally have something cry about when they're on Santa's lap.