We'd give anything to go back to a time when Santa was still real, before the day we went to visit the mall Santa and never got to sit on his lap before the police led him out of Santa's Village in handcuffs for having evaded several out-of-state warrants (two DWI's, one manslaughter). Anyway, Chris is clearly the "fun uncle" of this family's Christmas time. Here's hoping the newborn baby or illiterate adult who recently converted to Christianity doesn't find out the truth for a very long time.