The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.
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1) Crappy Christ

Apparently when Christians say "Jesus is everywhere,"  they mean "especially the stupidest places possible." These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country may still look like miracles to you, but we just see an attention-starved deity who's weirdly obsessed with useless household crap. Check out this slew of random objects to see for yourself, and be sure to let us know if the Son of God ever shows up on your toilet brush or something.

 

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2) Perfect For Wrinkled Suits, Souls

 

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3) The Tip Line Just Says 'Repent'

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4) Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Pepperoni 

 

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5) Give Me a Break, Jesus

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6) A Spoonful of Savior

 

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7) The Prince of Potassium

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8) Water Damage Into Wine Damage

 

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9) 2% Jesus

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10) Cocktail Sauce Communion

 

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11) Fish Stick That Could Feed Five-Thousand People

 

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12) Chester Cheesus

 

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13) Congratulations, It's a Crucifix!

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[ Via Stuff That Looks Like Jesus, CBS News, Herald Sun, FreshPics, Geekologie, Tosh.0]

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