The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.
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The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

1) Crappy Christ

Apparently when Christians say "Jesus is everywhere,"  they mean "especially the stupidest places possible." These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country may still look like miracles to you, but we just see an attention-starved deity who's weirdly obsessed with useless household crap. Check out this slew of random objects to see for yourself, and be sure to let us know if the Son of God ever shows up on your toilet brush or something.

 

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

2) Perfect For Wrinkled Suits, Souls

 

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

3) The Tip Line Just Says 'Repent'

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The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

4) Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Pepperoni 

 

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

5) Give Me a Break, Jesus

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The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

6) A Spoonful of Savior

 

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

7) The Prince of Potassium

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The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

8) Water Damage Into Wine Damage

 

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

9) 2% Jesus

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The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

10) Cocktail Sauce Communion

 

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

11) Fish Stick That Could Feed Five-Thousand People

 

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The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

12) Chester Cheesus

 

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

13) Congratulations, It's a Crucifix!

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[ Via Stuff That Looks Like Jesus, CBS News, Herald Sun, FreshPics, Geekologie, Tosh.0]

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