College dorms are like summer camp for sexually active young adults with burgeoning subtance abuse problems. If you went to college and lived on-campus, you probably have some wild stories about the total chaos of dorm living. Or maybe you were too drunk to remember, in which case it's highly likely that some of your former classmates have a few stories about you.
1.) From willywag:
Woke up late one night to hear some commotion in the lounge next to my room. Glance out the window and see a couch go flying off the balcony and crash to pieces on the ground five floors below.
Then a slurred voice shouted up from the ground: "Don't you fucking throw couches at ME, bitch!"
2.) From jeb1499: