Sticks and stones may break bones, but words can definitely cause a world of pain. However, nothing eases the sting of a cruel insult like a brilliant, well-timed comeback.
1.) From sean_but_not_seen:
My mom used to own a hair salon right next to a bar. One night she and a lady who worked for her were closing up the salon and walking in the parking lot and a drunk guy yelled, "Hey baby, why don't you come over here and sit on my face?" My mom's employee didn't miss a beat and said, "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?"
He was not pleased.
2.) From deck65:
Sprayed an ex girlfriend with a squirt gun and she immediately fired back with "6 months of dating and this is the first time you got me wet"
There is no comeback for that.