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21 people share the funniest and most savage comebacks they've ever heard.

21 people share the funniest and most savage comebacks they've ever heard.

Sticks and stones may break bones, but words can definitely cause a world of pain. However, nothing eases the sting of a cruel insult like a brilliant, well-timed comeback.

Someone asked Reddit: "what's the greatest comeback you've ever heard?" These 21 people share the funniest and most savage comebacks they've ever heard:

1.) From sean_but_not_seen:

My mom used to own a hair salon right next to a bar. One night she and a lady who worked for her were closing up the salon and walking in the parking lot and a drunk guy yelled, "Hey baby, why don't you come over here and sit on my face?" My mom's employee didn't miss a beat and said, "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?"

He was not pleased.

2.) From deck65:

Sprayed an ex girlfriend with a squirt gun and she immediately fired back with "6 months of dating and this is the first time you got me wet"

There is no comeback for that.

Sources: Reddit
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