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27 people share the greatest comeback to an insult they've ever heard.

27 people share the greatest comeback to an insult they've ever heard.

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The phrase "sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me" doesn't take in to account the potential damage inflicted by a particularly vicious insult or burn. But while words can be used as a weapon, they can also be a very effective shield. There's no better way to put an adversary in their place than responding to their insult or burn with a witty, perfectly-timed comeback.

Someone asked Reddit: "what is the greatest comeback to a insult you’ve ever heard?" These 27 people share stories of perfect comebacks that instantly took the power back.

You may want to keep these in your back pocket should you ever need them.

1.) From RedIguanaLeader:

A friend in highschool on our way to a track meet. He was staring at a car in the parking that was really nice. When this dbag saw him.

Dbag: “why bothering looking at that when you know you’ll never be able to get one?”

My friend: “the same reason you watch porn”

The entire bus erupted and it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Sources: Reddit
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