They need to make one of these for the Pocket-Sized Semi-Automatic Nail-Gun too. Sony's "My First Circular Saw" could also use a catchy preventative safety theme song. Since these portable deadly gadgets have such an appeal to the young, hopefully this video's message that self-inflicted amputation hurts a bit will finally slow the growing number of tween amputees (tweenputees? amputweens?) hobbling around our nation's Hot Topics. The madness must end.

Actual warnings that are even more insane >>