"Stay inside, if you have nothing else to do." That's the kind of prudence that got us through this 'cane mostly okay. People wisely chose to remain in their homes and ride out the worst of it, unless they had, you know, plans. Her opening line is a winner, but the best part of this video has to be watching her race to the bar across the street under the extremely compromised protection of an inside-out umbrella.

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