Here's an eBay auction that will appeal to anyone with a hundred dollars and a childlike willingness to believe. Being desperately lonely while living in a no-pets building can't hurt either. They're even offering free shipping, because hysterical delusions don't weigh all that much. Don't worry about if you and the dog don't get along. Just send your imaginary dog back and the seller will be happy to give you an imaginary refund.