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Welcome to the second month of this ordeal. In February, our user Hwbostma spent two entire days making cards that—ahem—belittled her husband's miniscule member. Determined to significantly lengthen her list of genital-shaming jokes, she's back at it. Here are some highlights. For more glimpses into the disturbed minds of our users—or to share your own disturbed thoughts with others—visit our new Someecards Community page. - Dicks are like chocolate. They're never bad but sometimes there's just not enough.