...and we emptied stomach.
If you think you really stuck it to your roommate by leaving a slightly cranky post-it next to the pile of dirty dishes, think again. This is the work of Redditor Stephy7, who claims she created this note after her roommate (who, according to Stephy7, is the primary passive-aggresive note-leaver in the house) failed repeatedly to clean the drain, forcing Stephy7 to do it. We're not taking sides in this fight, but we'd be pretty disappointed if her roommate didn't think this was funny. That being said, we'd also be disappointed if her roommate didn't think this was terrifying, and probably merits looking into possible new apartments. So, basically we think she should flee laughing.