I have a dreme that my children will be judged on the content of there charicter.

With students heading back to school, it seems like the perfect time to remind the world that the American educational system has pretty much give up. Our only hope is that the proofreaders of these signs are able to appreciate the irony of their very public blunders while they're in line at the unemployment office. 

Maybe try walking to literacy first.

There's a perfectly good explanation: it's a neighborhood of hobos.