Vincent Gallo selling access to his genitals for cash.

Vincent Gallo selling access to his genitals for cash.
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Vincent Gallo selling access to his genitals for cash.

 

Recessions are hard on everyone — even for actor, model, director, and world-renowned asshole Vincent Gallo. Gallo has brought astonishing narcissism to a new level with an online store that sells everything from his sperm to a weekend lesbian threeway. And he’s willing to bed anyone who doesn't mind his casual racism: "Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill." But every man has his limits — Gallo makes it clear that you must be a "naturally born" female to accommodate his 8 inches of Gallo. Or if impregnation isn't your thing, he’s selling his childhood bedspread for only $3000. (Via Buzzfeed)

 

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Vincent Gallo selling access to his genitals for cash.

 

Vincent Gallo selling access to his genitals for cash.
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