Advertising - fk u, spellcheck! fk u and ur squiggly lines. fk u. srsly.

Those lines are trying to tell you something.

There's nothing like taking your spellcheck frustration out in a card with most of the words misspelled. The irny is prolly lost on them. Srsly, what the fk? 1 out of 10. - i love playing dress up with u even tho were almost 30.

Almost literate too!

Things this person doesn't love: capitalization, apostrophes, and spelling. I guess if you're going to admit to still playing dress up despite being almost old enough to serve in the U.S. Senate, you might as well do it in a barely readable ecard. 3 out of 10.