Today's 2 User Cards With the Worst Grasp of the English Language

Today's 2 User Cards With the Worst Grasp of the English Language
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Mars: come for the rock, stay for the dirt.

NASA should obviously hire whoever wrote this immediately. Just give them a "Libary" card, point them to the picture books, and they're sure to come back with a report of which planets have "Rock" and "Dirt." Budget problem: solved. 1 out of 10.

 

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Worst Dr. Seuss book ever.

This is either some kind of zen poem written by a Buddhist monk who believes the desire for proper spelling is at the root of all suffering or the title to Ke$ha's next hit single. Bonus points for the inexplicable picture of the pig. 1 out of 10.


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