Being a parent can't be easy. You have to raise these tiny, lawless humans, keep them from hurting themselves and others, teach them how to navigate this bonkers world, and prevent them from getting preventable diseases (thanks, anti-vaxxers!). On top of all that, you have to be careful not to report yourself to the police for accidentally being a "pervert" and scaring the living daylights out of them while they're at school. If that last part doesn't resonate with you, then you're not the dad who shared his hilariously bizarre story on the Reddit page "TIFU" (Today I F*cked Up). And boy, oh boy, did this guy fuck up! Keep reading for one of the least relatable parenting missteps I've ever read, and I've read most of the internet.