Happy Amazon Prime Day, a glorious day on which random things on sale on are even more on sale than usual. The sheer randomness of the Amazon marketplace has blessed this (even more) capitalist Christmas with some ludicrous deals, introducing the internet to products they did know existed (and probably shouldn't).

Behold: here are the most pointless deals that are trending on Amazon. Hopefully people are only buying this stuff ironically.

1. Motion Activated Toilet Nightlight, $14.94