Redditor Sunbrojesus's story about taking out the trash—and taking in a whole bunch of tiny, egg-holding ants—will have you convinced that science should drop all their global warming research and instead go full throttle on replacing all ants with dogs.
Oh, you're confused? The proposal is simple. Just, like, round up all the ants and send them to Mars and in their place introduce a few million more dogs. You know? Come on, just get onboard with the movement to eliminate all ants and replace them with dogs. Read this guy's story until you're convinced.
He shared his unfortunate tale on the "Today I Fucked Up" subreddit.
Are you convinced yet that all ants should become dogs instead? Imagine having a punch of little puppies all over your shirt. Not bad, huh? Now imagine a bunch of tiny ants holding ant-spawn. Not so great, right?
Reddit gets it. PandaObsession commented:
Victionicious was more succinct.
And all Coldin228 can do is think about the humanity of the ants. Shame on him.
What does he think this is, a story about dogs?
What about this story from escott1981?
Hopefully, Frosted Flakes are now ruined for you and all you can think about is how much better the world would be if, instead of ants, there were just a lot more dogs. One of you must be a scientist. Please figure it out.