People on Reddit did not take this guy's story about egg-carrying ants particularly well.

People on Reddit did not take this guy's story about egg-carrying ants particularly well.
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Redditor Sunbrojesus's story about taking out the trash—and taking in a whole bunch of tiny, egg-holding ants—will have you convinced that science should drop all their global warming research and instead go full throttle on replacing all ants with dogs. 

Oh, you're confused? The proposal is simple. Just, like, round up all the ants and send them to Mars and in their place introduce a few million more dogs. You know? Come on, just get onboard with the movement to eliminate all ants and replace them with dogs. Read this guy's story until you're convinced.

He shared his unfortunate tale on the "Today I Fucked Up" subreddit.

This morning I noticed that the garbage can in the kitchen was overflowing and smelled like ass. I took it outside and went back to the kitchen to replace the bag. I reached in the cabinet under the sink to grab a new bag, and here is my fuck up. I do the thing you do with garbage bags to open them, but I feel all these specs like sand hit me in the face. I look down at my shirt and see I'm completely covered in millions of fucking satans evil spawn (fucking ants holding their fucking eggs). They're crawling all over my hair, all over my face, I'm screaming like a wild goat in heat, ripping off all my clothes. I open the front door and chuck satans concubine cave (the garabge bag box) outside and spray that shit with all the fucking raid I have in my house. My wife has been calling me Drama Queen all day, but she clearly doesn't understand the emotional pain of having ants crawl over your entire body while carrying their eggs.

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Are you convinced yet that all ants should become dogs instead? Imagine having a punch of little puppies all over your shirt. Not bad, huh? Now imagine a bunch of tiny ants holding ant-spawn. Not so great, right? 

Reddit gets it. PandaObsession commented:
 

Props to you for just becoming a drama queen, I probably would have had to set myself on fire if I sprayed myself with ants and their eggs

Victionicious was more succinct.

BULLET IN THE HEADDDD

And all Coldin228 can do is think about the humanity of the ants. Shame on him.

Here you are being a drama queen. Meanwhile back in the trash bag box the survivors are frantically picking over corpses and pools of liquid death searching for the remaining friends and family that weren't slaughtered in the chemical attack following their whole home literally being tossed into the air

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What does he think this is, a story about dogs?

What about this story from escott1981?

Ugh! I hate ants! One time, I poured myself a big bowl of frosted flakes, added milk and started eating. Then I saw some black spots floating in the milk and i was like WTF?? Then I realized those spots were ants!! It was really awful, it felt like i could feel them crawling around on the inside of my throat! I haven't had frosted flakes since! For a while after that, I thoroughly dug around in the cereal box before pouring out any into the bowl. (just to clarify, the ants got in the cereal after the bag in the box was opened, it turned out we had a bad ant infestation in the house)

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Hopefully, Frosted Flakes are now ruined for you and all you can think about is how much better the world would be if, instead of ants, there were just a lot more dogs. One of you must be a scientist. Please figure it out. 

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