Sometimes a Wednesday's just no good (or a Monday, or any day, because your life is a Dilbert comic strip). There are hundreds of thousands of droopy pug gifs that attest to that fact.
But sometimes you need a human voice (or at least, a Twitter voice) to put your grouchiness into words. Enjoy these 21 tweets about having a bad day, because they probably won't make yours any better.
It would be cool if we had leave-me-alone blinds that we could close over our face when we're having a bad day.— caprice crane (@capricecrane) March 10, 2016
If the whole world can get past how relish looks like boogers and eat it anyway, I can get past this extraordinarily bad day.— John Moe (@johnmoe) May 31, 2016
Sometimes you can tell it’s going to be a bad day when someone you don’t like is smiling.— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) May 29, 2016
Guaranteed if you're having a bad day listening to Slow Ride by Foghat will make it worse.— Bridey Lee Elliott (@brideylee) November 30, 2015
if you're having a bad day just remember that it will get worse and you're ugly— Ugly People Problems (@tbhjustugIy) May 27, 2016
Don't talk to me in the morning until I've made my daily joke about needing to have my daily coffee.— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) May 17, 2016
Completely forgot I had an appointment to get an IUD today, which honestly makes me exactly the type of person you'd want to have an IUD— Jaime Lutz (@jaime_lutz) November 18, 2015
I know I'm having a bad day when the sun is up.— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) January 22, 2016
i was having a bad day until i realized that someone has to play the ass end of mr snuffleupagus— jhon (@dearjhonletter) March 25, 2016
[having a bad day]— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) March 21, 2016
Friend: you need a shoulder to cry on?
Me: NO I NEED A THROAT TO PUNCH INTO
When I have a bad day at work, I drive home on lonely country roads, hoping to be abducted by aliens.— All Hail Jerry (@jerryRenek) March 19, 2016
Today was a bad day. I know it's only 1:30pm, but I'm calling it. I'll be watching videos of unlikely animal friendships until tomorrow.— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) February 23, 2016
I love waking up early, it gives me all day to be tired and cranky.— Myka Fox Ⓜ️ (@MykaFox) September 7, 2014
"Why's our son crying?"— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 4, 2015
Bad day at rap battle
I told him it was self deprecation day
"Oh no did he-"
He brought up the bed wetting
I had a bad day. I will address this by drinking enough tonight so that I feel poorly enough that tomorrow is a bad day too.— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) August 15, 2015
Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.— Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) October 7, 2015
I was having a pretty bad day until I looked down and realized how perfectly sharp my pleats are. The Lord is amazing— Jason Miller (@longwall26) January 19, 2016
I just fixed my own bad mood by realizing I slammed the freezer and was angrily putting dinosaur chicken nuggets in the microwave— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) May 29, 2016
the worst day of my life was when i got my first suit because the tailor measured me and told me my right arm was longer than my left.— abdul 🚀 (@Advil) May 26, 2016
If you think today sucks, consider this: soon you'll be older, closer to death & longing to relive this horrible, shitty day.— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) May 31, 2016
I wish ppl would just leave me alone but still invite me to things— Mattzilla™ (@mattZillaaaa) June 1, 2016